The Canadian doctors, acting under their system, wouldn't do anything but amputate the thumb and something less-than-satisfactory to the knee. He refused
Lucky he didn't also have a migraine .... They would have 'Scalped' him ...
(or amputated)
Canadians (that had the means) used to come down to the U.S. for treatment.
Now, with Øbozocare, they'd be better off staying home and taking their chances.
Bill
edit - 'Putincare' is good also ! One small dose of polonium-210
will rapidly cure all that ails you. IE: Alexander Litvinenko )
Your house should be condemned as a public health hazard!!
Really? Last year, he split his head open on an Anglican church wall... in Bedford... quite an old one...
What do you recommend?
;)
In the original incident, it was a supporting wall he clobbered his bonce on. If it hadn't been, well... the house may have condemned itself there and then and fallen down...
edit: Hope you're feeling better today, David?
Hello all :)
Please wait here. Further instructions could pile up at any time. Thank you.
Yes, I'm feeling much better today, although I can tell the hip joint is still just one wrong twist away from major pain again. I dunno, maybe going down to the basement to do laundry unkinked it a bit.
This being the day it is, I came in this morning to find BTTF II playing at the other end of the library. It ended and now III is on. III is, of course, my favorite of the trilogy. Not getting a whole lot of work done.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
Yesterday I got a letter from
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Yesterday I got a letter from my Obamacare privider I am entitled to a free Mammogram. Great, but how much will it cost me to anialysie (?) it?
Pluto will always be a Planet to me.
Wouldn't the examination
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Wouldn't the examination include the cost of analysing the results?
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
probably read by someone in
)
probably read by someone in India.
RE: The Canadian doctors,
)
Lucky he didn't also have a migraine .... They would have 'Scalped' him ...
(or amputated)
Canadians (that had the means) used to come down to the U.S. for treatment.
Now, with Øbozocare, they'd be better off staying home and taking their chances.
Bill
edit - 'Putincare' is good also ! One small dose of polonium-210
will rapidly cure all that ails you. IE: Alexander Litvinenko )
RE: RE: for my nephew
)
Really? Last year, he split his head open on an Anglican church wall... in Bedford... quite an old one...
What do you recommend?
;)
In the original incident, it was a supporting wall he clobbered his bonce on. If it hadn't been, well... the house may have condemned itself there and then and fallen down...
edit: Hope you're feeling better today, David?
Hello all :)
Please wait here. Further instructions could pile up at any time. Thank you.
Yes, I'm feeling much better
)
Yes, I'm feeling much better today, although I can tell the hip joint is still just one wrong twist away from major pain again. I dunno, maybe going down to the basement to do laundry unkinked it a bit.
This being the day it is, I came in this morning to find BTTF II playing at the other end of the library. It ended and now III is on. III is, of course, my favorite of the trilogy. Not getting a whole lot of work done.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
RE: What do you
)
Ban your Nephew from entering ANY property!
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
He wasn't in the church
)
He wasn't in the church though... he was outside... and I'm very fond of him :)
Please wait here. Further instructions could pile up at any time. Thank you.
RE: RE: RE: for my
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Well, given that you have indicated kind regards for the lad then :
- a big hug and long warm cuddle is the classic solution. Never fails in my book.
- a modest prize for every outing when he doesn't hit his head or damage property.
- fluffy headgear, or failing that something from the Star Wars franchise.
- Clumsy Chromosome Treatment ( available DownUnda by .... errr .... someone I know very well. Cheap rates I hear ... )
- third party building insurance coverage.
- if you are well cashed up then a highly mobile crew to move all buildings aside as he approaches them.
{ Note to Staff : emit invoice to AnnieT c/o UK for opinion, Wise Advice ( Recurrent Boncing ) Item 34* I think. Standard 30 day terms. }
Cheers, Mike.
* Scheduled tariff for this attendance is a bag of black jelly beans. From Harrod's if they sell them ...
( edit ) Is your nephew's Main Brain Bendy Bone [ MBBB or MB^3 ] OK ?
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
We all got a laugh a few
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We all got a laugh a few years ago when I got a notice in the mail reminding me it was time for another mammogram.
Guess they forgot I was male, not female. :-)
Phil
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.