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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Is it true that the Orphan

2 Jul 2022 7:43:29 UTC
Message 198379
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    Is it true that the Orphan Society's website doesn't have a home page?

    Richard

    RandyC
    RandyC
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    I've started telling

    2 Jul 2022 23:52:57 UTC
    Message 198394
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      I've started telling everybody about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

      It's all about raisin awareness.

      Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

      RandyC
      RandyC
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      May you live to be so old

      2 Jul 2022 23:55:41 UTC
      Message 198395
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        May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

        Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

        Tom M
        Tom M
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        RandyC wrote: May you live

        3 Jul 2022 0:27:39 UTC
        Message 198396 in response to message 198395
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          RandyC wrote:

          May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

          Ouch, I HOPE not :)

          A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

          Tom M
          Tom M
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          RandyC wrote: I've started

          3 Jul 2022 0:28:24 UTC
          Message 198397 in response to message 198394
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            RandyC wrote:

            I've started telling everybody about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

            It's all about raisin awareness.

            I suppose that thought was fruit of the moment?

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            RandyC
            RandyC
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            Doing nothing is a lot harder

            3 Jul 2022 12:05:59 UTC
            Message 198403
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              Doing nothing is a lot harder than you might think.

              You never know when you are done.

              Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

              Tom M
              Tom M
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              RandyC wrote: Doing nothing

              3 Jul 2022 14:30:45 UTC
              Message 198406 in response to message 198403
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                RandyC wrote:

                Doing nothing is a lot harder than you might think.

                You never know when you are done.

                A meditative thought for Sunday morning ;)

                A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                Tom M
                Tom M
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                What kind of shoes are made

                4 Jul 2022 10:12:13 UTC
                Message 198428
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                  What kind of shoes are made out of banana skins?

                   

                   

                   

                   

                   

                   

                  Slippers

                   

                   

                   

                  From Riddles, Riddles, Riddles by Joseph Leeming

                  A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                  Kavanagh
                  Kavanagh
                  Joined: 29 Oct 06
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                  I received a brown envelope

                  11 Jul 2022 7:05:50 UTC
                  Message 198636
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                    I received a brown envelope through the door this morning that said 'Do not bend!'
                    I thought, "How am I going to pick that up then?"

                    Richard

                    Tom M
                    Tom M
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                    I will offer a free "SETI

                    21 Jul 2022 13:12:03 UTC
                    Message 198991
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                      I will offer a free "SETI Toaster" to the first person to post a joke on Friday.  (You pay shipping and handling ;)

                      Tom M

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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