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RandyC
RandyC
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GENIE: I will grant you three

2 Jun 2022 12:38:44 UTC
Message 197146
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    GENIE: I will grant you three wishes

    ME: I wish for a world without lawyers

    GENIE: Done. You have no wishes remaining

    ME: But you granted me three wishes

    GENIE: So sue me

    Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

    Paige Turner
    Paige Turner
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    (No subject)

    2 Jun 2022 13:40:15 UTC
    Message 197148
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      Jinkei
      Jinkei
      Joined: 28 Aug 10
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      That's a little dark

      3 Jun 2022 1:27:36 UTC
      Message 197190
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        That's a little dark

        E pluribus unum

        Kavanagh
        Kavanagh
        Joined: 29 Oct 06
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        I told my interviewer that

        3 Jun 2022 6:41:37 UTC
        Message 197196
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          I told my interviewer that I'm a down to earth sort of chap. Apparently, that's not what they want to hear when they're recruiting pilots.

           

          Richard

          Kavanagh
          Kavanagh
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          “As one door closes, another

          7 Jun 2022 6:30:20 UTC
          Message 197389
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            “As one door closes, another one opens,” he said.
            “That's all well and good,” I said, “But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car.”

            Richard

            Mike Hewson
            Mike Hewson
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            Very good Richard. You win

            7 Jun 2022 7:57:38 UTC
            Message 197391 in response to message 197389
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              Very good Richard. You win first prize : dinner out with Johnny & Amber   ;-))

              Cheers, Mike.

              I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

              ... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

              Tom M
              Tom M
              Joined: 2 Feb 06
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              If you were making some

              7 Jun 2022 12:43:20 UTC
              Message 197399
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                If you were making some homemade eggnog and splattered some.

                 

                 

                Would the "yoke" be on you?

                A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                RandyC
                RandyC
                Joined: 18 Jan 05
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                Credit: 111139797
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                Three things I

                8 Jun 2022 17:33:24 UTC
                Message 197474
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                  Three things I love:

                  Eating my family and not using commas.

                  Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

                  Tom M
                  Tom M
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                  RandyC wrote: Three things I

                  8 Jun 2022 17:34:48 UTC
                  Message 197475 in response to message 197474
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                    RandyC wrote:

                    Three things I love:

                    Eating my family and not using commas.

                    So your immediate family are mostly insects?

                    Tom M

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                    Tom M
                    Tom M
                    Joined: 2 Feb 06
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                    We have met the

                    9 Jun 2022 22:51:13 UTC
                    Message 197535
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                      We have met the enemy.

                       

                      He is us.

                       

                      Pogo

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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