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RandyC
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My favorite memory from

8 May 2022 12:25:31 UTC
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    My favorite memory from childhood is:

     

    Having all that energy

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    Tom M
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    And optimism?

    8 May 2022 13:04:46 UTC
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      And optimism?

      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

      RandyC
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      Tom M wrote: And

      8 May 2022 13:58:43 UTC
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        Tom M wrote:

        And optimism?

        Yeah, talk about a downer...

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        Anonymous

        optimism these days is

        9 May 2022 10:36:17 UTC
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          optimism these days is elusive.  at least for me.  but you gotta keep on keepin on.

          Tom M
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          I visited my Dental Hygienist

          13 May 2022 12:11:51 UTC
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            I visited my Dental Hygienist yesterday.

             

             

            Afterward, I had numbling to say. 

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Kavanagh
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            I've got a new job as a

            20 May 2022 6:33:09 UTC
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              I've got a new job as a guillotine operator - I'll beheading there shortly.

              Richard

              Tom M
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              Kavanagh wrote: I've got a

              20 May 2022 11:18:54 UTC
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                Kavanagh wrote:

                I've got a new job as a guillotine operator - I'll beheading there shortly.

                Do you think your new job will cause you to suffer from separation anxiety?  ;)

                Tom M

                A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                Gary Roberts
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                Tom M wrote: Kavanagh

                20 May 2022 11:48:55 UTC
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                  Tom M wrote:

                  Kavanagh wrote:

                  I've got a new job as a guillotine operator - I'll beheading there shortly.

                  Do you think your new job will cause you to suffer from separation anxiety?  ;)

                  Tom M

                  No, his biggest concern is running out of wicker baskets!

                  Cheers,
                  Gary.

                  Tom M
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                  Sometimes context is

                  22 May 2022 21:55:40 UTC
                  Message 196793
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                    Sometimes context is everything in Humor.

                    For instance Yogi Berra apparently once said: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it".

                     

                     

                    Now that sounds pretty funny.

                    I read a story later that said on the route to Yogi Berra's home there was a fork in the road.  It didn't matter if you took the left or right fork.  Both would lead you to Yogi's house.

                    ;)

                     

                     

                     

                    37. It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.

                     

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                    Tom M
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                    Anyone here like "Tom

                    25 May 2022 14:04:58 UTC
                    Message 196891
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                      Anyone here like "Tom Swifty's"?

                      Something like "I just ran around the field", he said pantingly.

                      Or

                      "I just can't catch my breath after having Covid-19", he said gasping.

                       

                      Tom M

                       

                       

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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