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Tom M
Tom M
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Hick, hick, hickup 

Hick, hick, hickup 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
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Last night I was mugged by

Last night I was mugged by six dwarfs.


Wasn't Happy!

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: Last night I

Kavanagh wrote:

Last night I was mugged by six dwarfs.


Wasn't Happy!

Snicker.

Could one of them been Grumpy?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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Behold the Turtle. They

Behold the Turtle.

They only make progress when they stick their Neck out.

Think I will just sit in my Shell.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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Job Interview

Job Interview Fails

 

Q: Describe yourself three words:

A: Tall, dark and handsome.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 6450
Credit: 9577035829
RAC: 7855100

Having attended Oktoberfest,

Having attended Oktoberfest, taken in the beautiful foliage of New England, gone apple-picking, roamed through a corn maze and visited a pumpkin patch, one thing was certain— Humpty Dumpty had a great Fall. —MARK MEICHES Dallas, TX

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 6450
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I remember a cartoon that had

I remember a cartoon that had a drawing of Garfield on the left. And Bill the Cat on the right.

The subtitle on the left said 'Before Work'.

The subtitle on the right said 'After Work'.

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
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I'm taking part in a charity

I'm taking part in a charity fork lift event tomorrow. I'm hoping to raise loads.

Richard

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