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Tom M
Tom M
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I tried to beat my own

10 Jun 2022 11:43:09 UTC
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    I tried to beat my own previous time for the hundred meters on a Pogo stick.

    I had hopped for a better time.

     

    https://jokojokes.com/pogo-jokes.html

    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

    Tom M
    Tom M
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    “Having lost sight of our

    10 Jun 2022 11:46:53 UTC
    Message 197563 in response to message 197562
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      "Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts."
      ― Walt Kelly
       

      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

      Tom M
      Tom M
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      Cats are premium

      11 Jun 2022 2:00:50 UTC
      Message 197589
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        Cats are premium transportation.

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

        You have heard of cat-elacs (Cadillacs) ?

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

        Tom M
        Tom M
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        “We are confronted with

        11 Jun 2022 13:34:16 UTC
        Message 197611
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          “We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.”
          ― Walt Kelly

          A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

          Kavanagh
          Kavanagh
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          (No subject)

          24 Jun 2022 6:35:57 UTC
          Message 198078
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            Richard

            Tom M
            Tom M
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            Mr. Schrodinger's cat is

            24 Jun 2022 12:45:17 UTC
            Message 198089 in response to message 198078
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              Mr. Schrodinger's cat is neither here or there....

              A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

              Jinkei
              Jinkei
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              I never het tired of these

              26 Jun 2022 22:50:58 UTC
              Message 198155
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                I never get tired of these jokes. A Schrödinger Smiley for you :):

                E pluribus unum

                Jinkei
                Jinkei
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                Never trust an atom. They

                26 Jun 2022 22:58:20 UTC
                Message 198156
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                  Never trust an atom. They make up everything...

                  E pluribus unum

                  RandyC
                  RandyC
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                  Someone who is too

                  30 Jun 2022 15:29:29 UTC
                  Message 198312
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                    Someone who is too sophisticated to create/build a simple design is an Educated Idiot.

                    The term Rube Goldberg comes to mind.

                     

                     

                    Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

                    Tom M
                    Tom M
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                    What kind of bread has an

                    30 Jun 2022 17:39:58 UTC
                    Message 198314
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                      What kind of bread has an expression?

                      Rye bread, of course.

                       

                       

                       

                       

                       

                       

                       

                       

                      (Wry)

                       

                       

                       

                       

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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