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Tom M
Tom M
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Why did surfer on the surf

Why did surfer on the surf board sink?

He was trying to Couch surf.

 

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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I suppose I'm in the minority

I suppose I'm in the minority but I always lick my knife when I'm done.
None of the other surgeons seem to do it though.

Richard

RandyC
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Kavanagh wrote: I suppose

Kavanagh wrote:

I suppose I'm in the minority but I always lick my knife when I'm done.
None of the other surgeons seem to do it though.

lol <yuck!>

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Tom M
Tom M
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The Reason you should "Rise

The Reason you should "Rise and Shine" is because otherwise you will become delighted.

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Tom M
Tom M
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Appropriate

Appropriate Responses

"Have a Good day."

"Grumble, its a work in progress".

 

"Have a Great day!"

"I'd rather not. It would be exhausting".

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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I just found out I’m

I just found out I’m colorblind.

The news came out of the purple!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I went to the hairdressers

I went to the hairdressers and said, “Can I have a haircut like Tom Cruise?”
So they gave me a cushion to sit on.

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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I went into my optometrist's

I went into my optometrist's office sat down, leaned back and Ahhhhh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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