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cecht
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How many E@H crunchers does

How many E@H crunchers does it take to change a lightbulb?

6

One to post a question asking why the light in his PC room isn't working when it worked perfectly well yesterday,
one to ask for more detail,
one to suggest flipping the switch to the on position,
one to post a dead link to an old forum discussion on the topic,
one to flame the OP for being such a silly question,
one moderator to issue a warning, and

well, actually, it would take 0 crunchers because the fellow's wife changed the bulb while he was reading  on-line solutions

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Tom M
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Roar!!! Oh my. ROFL

Roar!!! Oh my.

ROFL

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Mike Hewson
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Yeah, the moderator sez that

Yeah, the moderator sez that light bulbs are OFF topic ! ;-)

Cheers, Mike.

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Kavanagh
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Dr Hewson at work?

Dr Hewson at work?

Richard

Tom M
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So this joke was on target?

So this joke was on target?

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GWGeorge007
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No, the patient's head was. 

No, the patient's head was.  LOL

George

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Gary Roberts
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cecht wrote:How many E@H

cecht wrote:

How many E@H crunchers does it take to change a lightbulb?

6 ...

The correct answer should have been 7.

You need the extra one to point out that since the OP's computers were 'hidden', a functioning light would not have allowed any further illumination of the problem, so changing the bulb would be useless.

Cheers,
Gary.

Mike Hewson
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Nearly correct, except that I

Nearly correct, except that I write with my right hand ! :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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Great chefs always use

Great chefs always use butter. That way there's no margarine for error.

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petri33
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Gary Roberts wrote: cecht

Gary Roberts wrote:

cecht wrote:

How many E@H crunchers does it take to change a lightbulb?

6 ...

The correct answer should have been 7.

You need the extra one to point out that since the OP's computers were 'hidden', a functioning light would not have allowed any further illumination of the problem, so changing the bulb would be useless.

 

AMD does not make any decent light bulbs. NVIDIA GPUs run so bright nowadays that one could say NVIDIA does. -> 8

And an opposite arguant -> 9.

And one arguing arguant is not a word. -> 10

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