Solder an IR-Laserdiode in a universal remote control. Now you are able to control your nearest neighbors TV habits and overconsume. Too much TV is not good for their health. Maybe they can use their sparetime for more useful things, and need just a little help from you. ;-) --switch--
Hardsolder some nickles and dimes on some bolts. At night screw them on the boardwalk across the street into the asphalt, were you can see them from your house or your office window(first try the bolts on a not so crowded area! They must let them screw in fast and easy. It may help, when you make the area hot with a torchburner). In the next days you will have some fun, as you can see people ducking for the coins (until this place gets famous from word of mouth that there is no money to collect even though it is obviously lying on the streets). This even works similar with drops of hotglue. --duck-- nocoin.
If, at any time, you have witnessed a green light, it is okay to proceed through the intersection, regardless of the current color of the light.
Get to know your horn. Use it as often as possible.
For parking purposes, all SUVs are compact cars. Honest.
To calculate the proper speed limit on the freeway, subtract your age from 100. Double this number if your car has dual exhaust. Conversely, add your age to 100 if you are driving on the 101 or suffering from a midlife crisis.
Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
Stop at the green lights. Go at the red ones. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal / troll doll / Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
For parking purposes, all SUVs are compact cars. Honest.
Owners of these vehicles are exempt from driving and parking on the asphalt road surface. You are required to drive and park on the pavement (sidewalk) where possible.
If you are from Canada, USA, France or Germany always drive on the right as at home when in England.
Others can drive as they please while visiting the UK.
Don't believe any computer dealer such announcements like: "This thing is only availeable this week for that price. You should buy now to get it that cheap."
He may not want to say that you can buy that same thing next week for half that price.
Don't believe any computer dealer such announcements like: "This thing is only availeable this week for that price. You should buy now to get it that cheap."
He may not want to say that you can buy that same thing next week for half that price.
"Extended warranty! How can I lose?"
Homer Simpson, iirc when Moe puts the crayon back in his brain.
Don't believe any computer dealer such announcements like: "This thing is only availeable this week for that price. You should buy now to get it that cheap."
He may not want to say that you can buy that same thing next week for half that price.
"Extended warranty! How can I lose?"
Homer Simpson, iirc when Moe puts the crayon back in his brain.
Actually, they've saved me hundreds of dollars! You just have to be sure to get the right one.
Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451
If everyone here and thier
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If everyone here and thier family and friends sends me a $1.00, you will be blessed with millions.
Solder an IR-Laserdiode in a
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Solder an IR-Laserdiode in a universal remote control. Now you are able to control your nearest neighbors TV habits and overconsume. Too much TV is not good for their health. Maybe they can use their sparetime for more useful things, and need just a little help from you. ;-) --switch--
Hardsolder some nickles and
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Hardsolder some nickles and dimes on some bolts. At night screw them on the boardwalk across the street into the asphalt, were you can see them from your house or your office window(first try the bolts on a not so crowded area! They must let them screw in fast and easy. It may help, when you make the area hot with a torchburner). In the next days you will have some fun, as you can see people ducking for the coins (until this place gets famous from word of mouth that there is no money to collect even though it is obviously lying on the streets). This even works similar with drops of hotglue. --duck-- nocoin.
Hints for happier
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Hints for happier motoring...
If, at any time, you have witnessed a green light, it is okay to proceed through the intersection, regardless of the current color of the light.
Get to know your horn. Use it as often as possible.
For parking purposes, all SUVs are compact cars. Honest.
To calculate the proper speed limit on the freeway, subtract your age from 100. Double this number if your car has dual exhaust. Conversely, add your age to 100 if you are driving on the 101 or suffering from a midlife crisis.
Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
Stop at the green lights. Go at the red ones. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal / troll doll / Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
RE: For parking purposes,
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Owners of these vehicles are exempt from driving and parking on the asphalt road surface. You are required to drive and park on the pavement (sidewalk) where possible.
If you are from Canada, USA,
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If you are from Canada, USA, France or Germany always drive on the right as at home when in England.
Others can drive as they please while visiting the UK.
Try the Pizza@Home project, good crunching.
Don't believe any computer
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Don't believe any computer dealer such announcements like: "This thing is only availeable this week for that price. You should buy now to get it that cheap."
He may not want to say that you can buy that same thing next week for half that price.
RE: Don't believe any
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"Extended warranty! How can I lose?"
Homer Simpson, iirc when Moe puts the crayon back in his brain.
Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH
RE: RE: Don't believe any
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Actually, they've saved me hundreds of dollars! You just have to be sure to get the right one.
Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451
Further your career by having
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Further your career by having sex with John Prescott.
Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH