Top tips. (follow the advice at your own risk)

John Hunt
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RE: Further your career by

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Further your career by having sex with John Prescott.

Is this because he (or his mistress) is still reaping the rewards of a serialized bonk in the Sunday papers?

Barrie
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RE: RE: Further your

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Further your career by having sex with John Prescott.

Is this because he (or his mistress) is still reaping the rewards of a serialized bonk in the Sunday papers?

I was hoping she isn't, which would be more in keeping with the ironic nature of Top Tips.

Actually, I was hoping ersatzjim would jump in with "Actually, it worked out really well for me. You just have to find the right position..." and then go into sordid detail ;-)

Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH

Barrie
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Colouring-in is like making

Colouring-in is like making love to a beautiful woman.

You have to go round the edges slowly and carefully, but you can fill in the middle as fast as you like.

Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH

ersatzjim
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[snide manner / on]

[snide manner / on] Participate in Beta testing enthusiastically and then whine like children when it doesn't produce authorized results. [snide manner /off]

Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451

Mike Hewson
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RE: [snide manner / on]

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[snide manner / on] Participate in Beta testing enthusiastically and then whine like children when it doesn't produce authorized results. [snide manner /off]


Touche .... :-)
Alas, the leading edge can be the bleeding edge ....
Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Barrie
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Uri Geller: Go back to your

Uri Geller: Go back to your native Israel and use your mystical powers to stop guns from firing and bombs from exploding.

Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH

Dr. C.E.T.I.
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. . . make a sock-puppet .


. . . make a sock-puppet

. . . hi

. . . the Truth is Out There

Vanessa
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RE: If you are from Canada,

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If you are from Canada, USA, France or Germany always drive on the right as at home when in England.
Others can drive as they please while visiting the UK.

Heard the UK will be changing to driving on the right hand side from 2010.

As government was quite successful using staged approaches to implementing change, this is planned to be such an event as well.
The plan was stated to start with trucks and busses and only from second stage cars will be required to driving on the right hand side as well.

GalaxyIce
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RE: RE: If you are from

Message 36592 in response to message 36591

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If you are from Canada, USA, France or Germany always drive on the right as at home when in England.
Others can drive as they please while visiting the UK.

Heard the UK will be changing to driving on the right hand side from 2010.

As government was quite successful using staged approaches to implementing change, this is planned to be such an event as well.
The plan was stated to start with trucks and busses and only from second stage cars will be required to driving on the right hand side as well.


That's OK then. So long as there's a space down the middle for motor bikes, who cares? Errr, yea me everytime a London taxi suddenly turns and tries to sever my feet again.


Es99
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RE: RE: If you are from

Message 36593 in response to message 36591

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If you are from Canada, USA, France or Germany always drive on the right as at home when in England.
Others can drive as they please while visiting the UK.

Heard the UK will be changing to driving on the right hand side from 2010.

As government was quite successful using staged approaches to implementing change, this is planned to be such an event as well.
The plan was stated to start with trucks and busses and only from second stage cars will be required to driving on the right hand side as well.


We've already implemented that here in Brixton, except we started with the cars on the right hand side...buses and trucks will make the switch in 2010.

Physics is for gurls!

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