TLPTP - Make us laugh edition

Gary Charpentier
Gary Charpentier
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David S wrote:Not funny at

David S wrote:
Not funny at lunch.

Lunch

mikey
mikey
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Chris S_2 wrote:Not quite

Chris S_2 wrote:

Not quite Mikey. "Quantum Bill" was a pet Pelican of a mate of mine some years ago. Although when he got the garage bill he definitely thought he was being given the bird!

 

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David S
David S
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Why did the chicken cross the

Why did the chicken cross the road again?

 

 

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It remembered why it did it the first time.

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

mikey
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David S wrote:Why did the

David S wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the road again?

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It remembered why it did it the first time.

That darned chicken must have Alzheimers!

David S
David S
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Why did the fox cross the

Why did the fox cross the road?

 

 

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It wanted a chicken dinner.

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Winterknight
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David S wrote:Why did the fox

David S wrote:

Why did the fox cross the road?

 

 

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It wanted a chicken dinner.

 

But did he know that the chicken restaurant had crossed the road

David S
David S
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Winterknight wrote:David S

Winterknight wrote:
David S wrote:

Why did the fox cross the road?

 

It wanted a chicken dinner.

 

But did he know that the chicken restaurant had crossed the road

Not if he's Chris, who won't use a smart phone. (See Oldies thread at Seti when it comes back.)

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Chris S
Chris S
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Not if he's Chris, who won't

Not if he's Chris, who won't use a smart phone. (See Oldies thread at Seti when it comes back.)

 

Was there a particular point that you wanted to make?

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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We've had a few hotter days

We've had a few hotter days at our sanctuary recently :

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.... so it's nice to come into an air-conditioned animal hospital. :-)))

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Phil-Pi
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Remember: If rum can't fix

Remember:

If rum can't fix it, you're not using enough rum.

Addendum:

Drinking rum before noon doesn't make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate.

 

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