Not funny at lunch.
Lunch
Not quite Mikey. "Quantum Bill" was a pet Pelican of a mate of mine some years ago. Although when he got the garage bill he definitely thought he was being given the bird!
Why did the chicken cross the road again?
.
It remembered why it did it the first time.
David
Miserable old git Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
Why did the chicken cross the road again? . It remembered why it did it the first time.
That darned chicken must have Alzheimers!
Why did the fox cross the road?
It wanted a chicken dinner.
Why did the fox cross the road? . . It wanted a chicken dinner.
But did he know that the chicken restaurant had crossed the road
David S wrote:Why did the fox cross the road? It wanted a chicken dinner. But did he know that the chicken restaurant had crossed the road
Why did the fox cross the road? It wanted a chicken dinner.
Not if he's Chris, who won't use a smart phone. (See Oldies thread at Seti when it comes back.)
Was there a particular point that you wanted to make?
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice? You'd think they'd have got it right by now
We've had a few hotter days at our sanctuary recently :
.... so it's nice to come into an air-conditioned animal hospital. :-)))
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Remember:
If rum can't fix it, you're not using enough rum.
Addendum:
Drinking rum before noon doesn't make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate.
David S wrote:Not funny at
Lunch
Chris S_2 wrote:Not quite
Why did the chicken cross the
Why did the chicken cross the road again?
.
.
It remembered why it did it the first time.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
David S wrote:Why did the
That darned chicken must have Alzheimers!
Why did the fox cross the
Why did the fox cross the road?
.
.
It wanted a chicken dinner.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
David S wrote:Why did the fox
But did he know that the chicken restaurant had crossed the road
Winterknight wrote:David S
Not if he's Chris, who won't use a smart phone. (See Oldies thread at Seti when it comes back.)
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
Not if he's Chris, who won't
Was there a particular point that you wanted to make?
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
We've had a few hotter days
We've had a few hotter days at our sanctuary recently :
.... so it's nice to come into an air-conditioned animal hospital. :-)))
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Remember: If rum can't fix
Remember:
If rum can't fix it, you're not using enough rum.
Addendum:
Drinking rum before noon doesn't make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate.