TLPTP - Make us laugh edition

mikey
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David S wrote:Mike

David S wrote:
Mike wrote:
Chris wrote:
This is not funny.

If you are not the one being pooped on by a flying bird it can be!! Laughing at someone elses expense is just human nature, while at the same time thanking some higher being or power it didn't happen to you!!

Mike Hewson
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Note from my nearest and

Note from my nearest and dearest at her work : "... snake in a cupboard, phone system not working properly... ", specifically said phone system is in the very same cupboard as the snake. Hmmm ... correlated ? Could be a long day.

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Later : Snake out, phone still busted.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

David S
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mikey wrote:David S

mikey wrote:
David S wrote:
Mike wrote:
Chris wrote:
This is not funny.

If you are not the one being pooped on by a flying bird it can be!! Laughing at someone elses expense is just human nature, while at the same time thanking some higher being or power it didn't happen to you!!

Bird poop? They were talking about ripoff pension schemes. "What does it want, a pension scheme?" "Marvin, just get this elevator to go up."

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Phil-Pi
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What do you get when you

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

 

A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.”

“Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

“Yes. What’s your third question?”

 

Chris S
Chris S
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An invisible man marries an

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

David S
David S
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Chris S
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Later : Snake out, phone

Later : Snake out, phone still busted.

Didn't you get called out just recently for the same thing, and got mixed up with the real Mike the snakeman?

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

David S
David S
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End of lunch. Back to work.

End of lunch. Back to work.

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Bill592
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I'm 57 years old.  On a good

I'm 57 years old.  On a good day - I can do about 10 pullups.

This 90 year old guy can do 24 ?
AAaaaarggg Yell

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzJwIOYgefg&feature=player_embedded

 

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MAGIC Quantum Mechanic
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I can't even imagine being

I can't even imagine being 90 Tongue Out

But the old timer is cheatin' a bit and if I was another old timer in the gym with him I would only give him 12 since he barely makes it halfway down each time.

If I could use my arms and his 110lb body I could probably do 50 or more Sealed

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