TLPTP - Make us laugh edition

Chris S
Chris S
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Wasn't this thread supposed

Wasn't this thread supposed to be about cheering Kathryn up with her ongoing medical problems. All I can see is bored people and those bragging :-)

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Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

David S
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Do I have to get up?

Do I have to get up?

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Phil-Pi
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If the right side of the

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

Bill592
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Too Bad Phil !Glitch or no

Message 156034 in response to (parent removed)

Too Bad Phil !

Glitch or no Glitch you're buying a round @ the Bistro Smile

 

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Chris S
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Quite right too!!

Quite right too!!

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

David S
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Why did the chicken go back

Why did the chicken go back across the road?

 

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Because it couldn't remember why it crossed in the first place.

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Chris S
Chris S
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What is blue and smells like

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

 

This week a large hole appeared in the road, the police say they are looking into it.

Last week theives stole a quantity of viagara from the pharmacy, the police say they are looking for some hardened criminals.

The week before that someone stole the toilet from the police station, they say they have nothing to go on.

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

mikey
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Bill592 wrote:I'm 57 years

Bill592 wrote:

I'm 57 years old.  On a good day - I can do about 10 pullups.

This 90 year old guy can do 24 ?
AAaaaarggg Yell

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzJwIOYgefg&feature=player_embedded.

I can't do even one pull-up right now...I'm fighting a stomach bug, have been for 5 days now and counting but it is getting slightly better each day.

Chris S
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I'm 72, and on any day I can

I'm 72, and on any day I can do a dozen pushmepullyou's.

 

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

mikey
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Chris S_2 wrote:I'm 72, and

Chris S_2 wrote:
I'm 72, and on any day I can do a dozen pushmepullyou's.  

Is that the same thing as we in the US call a 'pull up'? If so that's way better than I could EVER do in my whole life!!

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