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Tom M wrote:Just got a

2 Aug 2024 21:16:53 UTC
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    Tom M wrote:

    Just got a birthday card.

    Front Page: "Happy Birthday to Someone who knows Everything."

    Inside: "I'd tell you how awesome you are, but you already know that, too".  

     

    Kavanagh
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    I've been prescribed some

    3 Aug 2024 7:37:56 UTC
    Message 227301
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      I've been prescribed some rare anti-gloating cream.
      Can't wait to rub it in.

      Richard

      Tom M
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      Kavanagh wrote: I've been

      3 Aug 2024 11:08:46 UTC
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        Kavanagh wrote:

        I've been prescribed some rare anti-gloating cream.
        Can't wait to rub it in.

        I believe that joke is the cream of the crop!

        Ouch.

        :)

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

        Tom M
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        When a "red hot comedian" is

        3 Aug 2024 18:11:38 UTC
        Message 227309
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          When a "red hot comedian" is really perspiring as he tells jokes does that mean he has a "high heat index"?

          A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

          Tom M
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          Headline  "Tesla improves

          8 Aug 2024 1:58:23 UTC
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            Headline 

            "Tesla improves Auto-Pilot crashes"

            Which leads me to wonder, more head-on collisions, more side swipes more....?

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Kavanagh
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            The adjective for metal is

            8 Aug 2024 6:32:49 UTC
            Message 227405
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              The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron - which is ironic.

              Richard

              Tom M
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              From a T-Shirt Advertised on

              8 Aug 2024 16:48:27 UTC
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                From a T-Shirt Advertised on Free-DC.

                "I asked GOD to make me a better man."

                 

                 

                 

                "He sent me my wife."

                A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                Tom M
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                Kavanagh wrote: The

                8 Aug 2024 17:06:08 UTC
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                  Kavanagh wrote:

                  The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron - which is ironic.

                  My sense of humor was slow on this one.  It took a while before it really SANK in.

                  A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                  Kavanagh
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                  “There are no words in the

                  13 Aug 2024 7:26:26 UTC
                  Message 227502
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                    “There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels, including the "y", in the correct alphabetical order", he said facetiously.

                    Richard

                    Tom M
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                    Kavanagh wrote: “There are

                    13 Aug 2024 12:43:24 UTC
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                      Kavanagh wrote:

                      “There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels, including the "y", in the correct alphabetical order", he said facetiously.

                      Groan!!!

                      May your source of puns never dry up!

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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