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Tom M
Tom M
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Howling  

Howling

 

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Tom M
Tom M
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Groan!

Groan!

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mikey
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From FaceBook   While

From FaceBook

 

???? While shopping earlier today, I picked up some chicken legs. Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked, "Do you know if these are front or back legs?" She paused, studied the package, and after not finding the answer, said, "I don't know. Let me ask my manager."

A few minutes later, she returned, looked me straight in the eye, and said, "NOT FUNNY!" I couldn’t help but grin and replied, "I'm sorry, but I thought it was!" The guy behind me, laughing hysterically, chimed in, "NOT FUNNY? IT WAS HILARIOUS!" ????

Tom M
Tom M
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My sympathy for the cashier

My sympathy for the cashier who clearly had never seen a live chicken.

But it was funny for everyone else.

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Tom M
Tom M
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Why are Boxers such good

Why are Boxers such good standup Comedians?

 

They deliver great Punch lines!

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mikey
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Tom M wrote: My sympathy for

Tom M wrote:

My sympathy for the cashier who clearly had never seen a live chicken.

But it was funny for everyone else. 

Sometimes it's amazing what young people DON'T know, not saying they are stupid but some really do seem to have had a limited amount of exposure to things alot of us older people know.

GWGeorge007
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mikey wrote: Tom M

mikey wrote:

Tom M wrote:

My sympathy for the cashier who clearly had never seen a live chicken.

But it was funny for everyone else. 

Sometimes it's amazing what young people DON'T know, not saying they are stupid but some really do seem to have had a limited amount of exposure to things alot of us older people know.

+1

George

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Gary Charpentier
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I bet most of us posting were

I bet most of us posting were free range kids.  Horrible to raise short lease kids.

 

RandyC
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Great hide and seek players

Great hide and seek players are really hard to find.

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RandyC
RandyC
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I was taught how to get on an

I was taught how to get on an airplane at boarding school.

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