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Kavanagh wrote: A recent

2 Jul 2024 11:36:41 UTC
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    Kavanagh wrote:

    A recent study has shown that women who carry extra weight tend to live longer than the men who mention it!

    That explains why women live longer than men!

    Grin

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    Tom M
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    https://www.ktiv.com/2024/06/

    2 Jul 2024 12:16:31 UTC
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      https://www.ktiv.com/2024/06/30/sheriffs-office-pulls-over-ufo-driving-interstate/

       

      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

      Tom M
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      Protect

      3 Jul 2024 4:46:22 UTC
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        Protect Wildlife!

         

         

         

        Keep partying.

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

        Tom M
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        What kind of Cat holds up a

        3 Jul 2024 21:43:50 UTC
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          What kind of Cat holds up a bridge?

           

           

           

          A Cat-a-pillar.

          A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

          Tom M
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          https://www.facebook.com/1000

          4 Jul 2024 0:56:40 UTC
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            https://www.facebook.com/100044609701544/posts/1007020727461575/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

            Double wammy Cow joke

             

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Tom M
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            https://www.facebook.com/grou

            4 Jul 2024 0:57:26 UTC
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              https://www.facebook.com/groups/1124926644799956/permalink/1461986741093943/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

              A minor under arrest

              A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

              Tom M
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              https://www.facebook.com/1000

              5 Jul 2024 5:30:14 UTC
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                https://www.facebook.com/100066158126642/posts/770872568461340/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

                I was out birdwatching. I saw this great shot of a Falcon resting on a tree.

                A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                Kavanagh
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                I thought it would help if I

                8 Jul 2024 5:34:55 UTC
                Message 226695
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                  I thought it would help if I analysed all my failed relationships. So I drew a graph with an "Ex" axis and a "Why" axis.

                  Richard

                  Tom M
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                  Kavanagh wrote: I thought it

                  8 Jul 2024 19:05:36 UTC
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                    Kavanagh wrote:

                    I thought it would help if I analysed all my failed relationships. So I drew a graph with an "Ex" axis and a "Why" axis.

                    Groan!!!

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                    Kavanagh
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                    "Knives made from frozen

                    15 Jul 2024 5:21:49 UTC
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                      "Knives made from frozen human faeces do not work" . Not not a joke but a report in the Journal of Archaeological Science.

                      Richard

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