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RandyC
RandyC
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I never seem to get anything

I never seem to get anything finished.

I've been working on my black belt in Partial Arts for three years now.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
Tom M
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Anyone know any good jokes

Anyone know any good jokes that take heat off?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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https://www.facebook.com/reel

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1511414819453962?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Well?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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I wonder if "ill-gotten

I wonder if "ill-gotten gains" includes being paid while your sick?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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What day of the week do we do

What day of the week do we do the most cooking on a Skillet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Frye day

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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You remember the sound of

You remember the sound of those early 60's cars with really small engines?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yup.  "The had a Bee in their bonnet". 

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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It occurs to me that a Storm

It occurs to me that a Storm Chaser and a Dog chasing cars have one thing in common.

 

 

 

What are they going to do if they catch it?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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A pirate went to the GP and

A pirate went to the GP and said "I've got moles on me back". The Dr replied "It's ok, they're benign". The pirate said "Count again, I think there be ten".

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: A pirate

Kavanagh wrote:

A pirate went to the GP and said "I've got moles on me back". The Dr replied "It's ok, they're benign". The pirate said "Count again, I think there be ten".

 

Ummmmm...

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Kavanagh
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A recent study has shown that

A recent study has shown that women who carry extra weight tend to live longer than the men who mention it!

Richard

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