Cafe Einstein - LPTPW 17 - animal, vegetable, and/or a minerally type chemically thing, and maybe some other things as well, yes :)

white = bad (for you)

@David - Of course I do, why ever not my good fellow :-)

@Annie - The rutabaga* swede, turnip, yellow turnip, or neep is a root vegetable that may have originated as a cross between the cabbage and the turnip.

Now you know where the Scottish Neeps & Tatties comes from at Hogmanay.

Never let it be said that this place isn't educational at times.

*Actually the "Rut a bag a" is a typical Male stag party tradition the details of which we'd best not go into.

ROFL !! Oh Chris ! :-))

Since Annie is never going to be invited* to one of those then it will remain for her always in potentia ....

As for the clues : After an encounter at sea with a certain Sir Francis he survived shipwreck ( with spuds & flying a flag that looks like a demented compass ) in E'irelu-ND. They chopped his head off using a Crouton ( nasty! ), then when resurrected he didn't forget to marry a chick with a lot of kids and lie around like a dog ( scratching & licking his .... ) while of course protecting same from werewolves.

Now I know Annie gets annoyed if I proclaim that "I am right!" ( who can forget ? ) but in this instance I'm not. So I'll spare you there. However I ought say this is all way simpler than a crazy dream I had last nite. Alas I woke up and I found I was God no longer. I rang my psychiatrist and told him. He said I was insane ( well to be exact "now p*** off you nutter", but that was after he read the restraining order out to me ). Bah ! No help there ... useless doctors.

Cheers, Mike.

* She is not one of those erupt-naked-out-of-the-huge-cake-in-the-centre-of-a-roomful-of-drunkards type of people. Do correct if I am in error here.

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