What is really annoying is that you can't buy anything on the web without signing up as a new customer which means giving an email addy with the resultant deluge of stuff you don't want. I've set a special one up for web purchases that I rarely look at.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
What is really annoying is that you can't buy anything on the web without signing up as a new customer which means giving an email addy with the resultant deluge of stuff you don't want. I've set a special one up for web purchases that I rarely look at.
AOL still let's you sign up for free and you get a free email address with it, that's the one I use for my online purchases and then almost never go look at it. As for AOL itself, I left it long ago for other things, but as I said it is handy for all the junk emails.
There is no quicker way to end a sales pitch, Sir, than to inform the salesman that you have already purchased their product ;-)
!00% correct Sir :-)
Unfortunately, that logic doesn't work on the cookies on your computer that track what you've been looking at. They keep suggesting things even after you've bought them.
I've learned that lying enthusiastically to salesmen saves so much time :) And those ones that head straight at me the moment I hove into view, then start bleating on about my "recent accident" *injured blink* go interestingly quiet if you need to sue yourself. But the internet bots are a force to be reckoned with :/ If there was a co-ordinated means of returning them en masse and crashing the originating servers, that would be fun :)
But quite why search engines cobble together the stuff they do, in anticipation that I want to buy an exploding cowshed before the war from amazon, for example, completely boggles my mind...
edit @Mikey: I had so many problems trying to end a contract (when I was a paying customer with AOL years ago) that I've avoided their free stuff since, just in case they remember me and start billing me again :)
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AOL are an abomination to be avoided at all costs.
So lovely that my ISP just decided they can't run their own mail server and are going to farm it out to AOHELL.
Oh, the two times I needed to stop them billing I had no issues at all. Just gave them the credit card info for the account and said the owner had died (so they wouldn't bother sending my call to the customer retention department). I'd heard stories!
But of course seasoned political campaigners and doorstep "knockers up" know when they are being fed a line.
So too do we who answer the door to them, Sir :-)
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Yeah we vote for you, goodnight. Marks on sheet "soft Tory, worth knocking again".
Are you saying it is only the Tory who lies? ;-)
To those whose place in heaven depends upon conversion of others, a polite pointer that I will not get them there is usually sufficient. That it does not work on the faithful in politics, is lamentable :-)
edit for Mr Charpentier: My commiserations on your demise, Sir :-)
Yeah we vote for you, goodnight. Marks on sheet "soft Tory, worth knocking again".
Are you saying it is only the Tory who lies? ;-)
More likely than the Labourites who say "F off" before slamming the door in your face :-)
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To those whose place in heaven depends upon conversion of others, a polite pointer that I will not get them there is usually sufficient.
I just tell 'em that if their religion was any good then they wouldn't need to flog it on peoples doorsteps like dodgy double glazing salesmen. C of E and Catholics don't. But they always come mob handed 3 at a time, as in safety in numbers. Complain to their local Kingdom Hall, and threaten to report them to the police for harassment. Worked for me.
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That it does not work on the faithful in politics, is lamentable :-)
Really? :-)) I repeat
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But of course seasoned political campaigners and doorstep "knockers up" know when they are being fed a line.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
AOL are an abomination to be avoided at all costs.
We have information monitors displaying stuff at various points in the building. (Part of my job is to generate content for one of them.) Part of the package is canned stuff such as a word scramble (much easier than ours) and "Did you know?" Yesterday's Did you know? was: At one time in the 1990s, more than half of all the CDs produced in the world were for AOL.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
De ja vue!! When I co-admined a 1000 user building, one of my jobs was to provide content for the Computer feeding a large TV in reception. I used a Powerpoint slide slow in loop mode.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
De ja vue!! When I co-admined a 1000 user building, one of my jobs was to provide content for the Computer feeding a large TV in reception. I used a Powerpoint slide slow in loop mode.
We used to have that. At first, I was only responsible for making sure the computer's output was piped around the building to the TVs (we used an unused channel and mixed it in with the incoming feed from Comcast; after they went digital-only, we got a new four-channel RF modulator and sent out CNN, Fox, and Weather Channel along with the Powerpoint). Then I was given the ability to reboot the computer and start the Powerpoint again when necessary. Then I could make content for it. Then the secretary who usually made the content was sick or something and they had me remoting in to update it every day. This was a PITA because the remote program didn't refresh my screen when that one changed, so I had to look up at the TV in our office to see what it was really doing.
This new system is much more sophisticated. You can upload Powerpoints, videos, pictures, Flash media, links to remote web pages (for live weather, for instance), and such like that. It all goes into one server and is distributed to individual screens based on their IP address. The stuff I make goes to the one outside the library's front door, along with our Twitter feed, the principal's Twitter, the Athletics Dept.'s Twitter, the Student Services Dept.'s Twitter, ads for plays and other special events, and the generic package stuff. Most of that goes to all the screens in the hallways, but mine only goes to the one (I can ask to have it go to others if it's important). Some of it, plus other staff-only content, goes to the screens in the department offices. Different screens can be showing the same content at different times. Problem is, a lot of the people who are supposed to be generating content for the ones outside their offices aren't bothering to do it.
P.S. Today's Did You Know? says 20 of the world's 25 most poisonous snakes are found in Australia.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
What is really annoying is
What is really annoying is that you can't buy anything on the web without signing up as a new customer which means giving an email addy with the resultant deluge of stuff you don't want. I've set a special one up for web purchases that I rarely look at.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: What is really annoying
AOL still let's you sign up for free and you get a free email address with it, that's the one I use for my online purchases and then almost never go look at it. As for AOL itself, I left it long ago for other things, but as I said it is handy for all the junk emails.
RE: RE: RE: There is no
I've learned that lying enthusiastically to salesmen saves so much time :) And those ones that head straight at me the moment I hove into view, then start bleating on about my "recent accident" *injured blink* go interestingly quiet if you need to sue yourself. But the internet bots are a force to be reckoned with :/ If there was a co-ordinated means of returning them en masse and crashing the originating servers, that would be fun :)
But quite why search engines cobble together the stuff they do, in anticipation that I want to buy an exploding cowshed before the war from amazon, for example, completely boggles my mind...
edit @Mikey: I had so many problems trying to end a contract (when I was a paying customer with AOL years ago) that I've avoided their free stuff since, just in case they remember me and start billing me again :)
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AOL are an abomination to be
AOL are an abomination to be avoided at all costs.
I can get you one 10% off! But don't tell anyone else.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: AOL are an abomination
So lovely that my ISP just decided they can't run their own mail server and are going to farm it out to AOHELL.
Oh, the two times I needed to stop them billing I had no issues at all. Just gave them the credit card info for the account and said the owner had died (so they wouldn't bother sending my call to the customer retention department). I'd heard stories!
RE: But of course seasoned
So too do we who answer the door to them, Sir :-)
Are you saying it is only the Tory who lies? ;-)
To those whose place in heaven depends upon conversion of others, a polite pointer that I will not get them there is usually sufficient. That it does not work on the faithful in politics, is lamentable :-)
edit for Mr Charpentier: My commiserations on your demise, Sir :-)
RE: Yeah we vote for you,
More likely than the Labourites who say "F off" before slamming the door in your face :-)
I just tell 'em that if their religion was any good then they wouldn't need to flog it on peoples doorsteps like dodgy double glazing salesmen. C of E and Catholics don't. But they always come mob handed 3 at a time, as in safety in numbers. Complain to their local Kingdom Hall, and threaten to report them to the police for harassment. Worked for me.
Really? :-)) I repeat
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: AOL are an abomination
We have information monitors displaying stuff at various points in the building. (Part of my job is to generate content for one of them.) Part of the package is canned stuff such as a word scramble (much easier than ours) and "Did you know?" Yesterday's Did you know? was: At one time in the 1990s, more than half of all the CDs produced in the world were for AOL.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
De ja vue!! When I co-admined
De ja vue!! When I co-admined a 1000 user building, one of my jobs was to provide content for the Computer feeding a large TV in reception. I used a Powerpoint slide slow in loop mode.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: De ja vue!! When I
We used to have that. At first, I was only responsible for making sure the computer's output was piped around the building to the TVs (we used an unused channel and mixed it in with the incoming feed from Comcast; after they went digital-only, we got a new four-channel RF modulator and sent out CNN, Fox, and Weather Channel along with the Powerpoint). Then I was given the ability to reboot the computer and start the Powerpoint again when necessary. Then I could make content for it. Then the secretary who usually made the content was sick or something and they had me remoting in to update it every day. This was a PITA because the remote program didn't refresh my screen when that one changed, so I had to look up at the TV in our office to see what it was really doing.
This new system is much more sophisticated. You can upload Powerpoints, videos, pictures, Flash media, links to remote web pages (for live weather, for instance), and such like that. It all goes into one server and is distributed to individual screens based on their IP address. The stuff I make goes to the one outside the library's front door, along with our Twitter feed, the principal's Twitter, the Athletics Dept.'s Twitter, the Student Services Dept.'s Twitter, ads for plays and other special events, and the generic package stuff. Most of that goes to all the screens in the hallways, but mine only goes to the one (I can ask to have it go to others if it's important). Some of it, plus other staff-only content, goes to the screens in the department offices. Different screens can be showing the same content at different times. Problem is, a lot of the people who are supposed to be generating content for the ones outside their offices aren't bothering to do it.
P.S. Today's Did You Know? says 20 of the world's 25 most poisonous snakes are found in Australia.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.