TLPTP Wins thread ... 5 squared - (that's number 25 btw)

Chris S
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Ah I see, so if her at No.37

Ah I see, so if her at No.37 Limetree Close says she might be moving from her tree, her at No.87 Acacia Avenue, can let you know via No.42 Oak Tree Crescent?

WiFi is of course useful, if your wife is Fiona, Can I speak to WiFi is quite understood, even in the outback. But of course in Pommieland, yards are either 3 feet in length, where builders ply their trade from, or where graves are. We have things called gardens you see. Big ones like Kew, or some smaller ones adjacent to our houses. An English man's refuge is a garden shed, not a yard shed, doesn't sort of gel you see.

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Mike Hewson
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Gardens ? Well we have front

Gardens ? Well we have front yards and back yards DownUnda. Typically the front ones look prettier, flowers and stuff, emphasizing the key Aussie principle of flora management : if it died when I paid it no attention, then imagine how worse it would be if I tried to help. Often there's a car/boat/mower/washing-machine/etc on display with a sign that sez things like ONO ( or nearest offer ). We bury people at a 'cemetery', which for some reason is nearly always near the tip. A matter of drainage possibly. A 'big' garden is the one in front of the police station funeral director corrupt doctor's posh place. An Aussie bloke's sacred site is the couch nearest the beer fridge.

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Cop shop gardens always do well with generous fluid and nutrition. I mean you are not going to put a drunk & disorderly in the cells before they've thrown up ! :-) 

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

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David S
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My, this place was busy while

My, this place was busy while I was trying to sleep.

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

anniet
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Quote:What, the chewing gum

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What, the chewing gum or your head ? 

*frost eyelids* I take it you have a younger sibling or two Mike...?

 I don't know what they were teaching him at his posh boarding school because he only got to go there because he was a boy. I think my dad found a label on him that said: Educate-able or something ;) we only got to learn stuff secondhand when he came home for the holidays.

 

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You put entirely too much thought into that.

*cast aloof look at Mike* He did didn't he, David. Perhaps worse still, is as per his recommendation... he made me give it some actual serious thought.

*wait for the sensitive to leave - against their own best interests*

Towards the end of boughs seems the fairest place to me, Mike. Around that point that things start bending significantly. The advantage with that I think, if I've got the science right, is that the unavoidable element of surprise can be randomly shared by everything in range, possibly even at some distance away depending on momentum and consequent trajectory - and would from time to time, include myself descending haphazardly ... possibly into it.

 

I'm not sure about forks though. I can see myself getting caught on them, like I do with sleeves, and belt hooks on doors and gates s'cuse me while I snort, people...

SNORRRRT!!

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 a discerning customer

:)

 

Well people, we have a winner! CONGRATULATIONS!!

The criteria were: which one occurs first :) 

Either: The ninth post after my eighteenth post in this thread...  but as this is that, which it is - I checked and everything - and I'm here telling you what I just did which if you've followed me so far should mean you've come to the realization that the "or" must have already happened, and if you have and you did then you're right! It has! :)

Or: Post 180... which I think - subject to confirmation - is Mike

 

I will do the pm thing once I have verified myself :) Commiserations to everyone else who won't be getting one. It'll be because you lost

 

;)

 

 

eedit: it was his telephone post

 

Thank you to everyone for playing! :) And for being such lovely minions during my reign. I really enjoyed it :)

 

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Chris S
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eedit: it was his telephone

eedit: it was his telephone post

... wot dunnit .....

Do you mean to tell me that I got the post before and the post after, and didn't get a mention in despatches??

I will do the pm thing once I have verified myself:) Commiserations to everyone else who won't be getting one. It'll be because you lost.

That would be the reason why then. I dunno these AnnieT's Cool Give 'em an inch ....

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

anniet
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Chris S_2 wrote:eedit: it

Chris S_2 wrote:
  Do you mean to tell me that I got the post before and the post after, and didn't get a mention in despatches??

Yes. I thought it would save me time if I let you work it out for yourself and then mention it in one of your despatches. Chrsis. And I was right to think so

*sweep eyelashes down to chin and leave them there*

 :)=

It's just I really like the number nine and how when you double it it makes 18 which is far and away my most favourite number apart from 81, of course, which is my close second one.

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Mike Hewson
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Cripes mate ! I wake up and

Cripes mate ! I wake up and find I'm a winner ...... oh dear, wot to do. As it's my first day back at Slaughterhouse Five work then I'll have to fire up a new thread when I finish up killing innocent sick people. It will be a long and deeply psychotic day.

As for Chris, I suppose I could award him with a quick and painless despatch an 'assist' on that.

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Chris S
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It's just I really like the

It's just I really like the number nine and how when you double it it makes 18 which is far and away my most favourite number apart from 81, of course, which is my close second one.

[scenario AnnieT boating lake]

Come in No.81 your time is up.

Ummm Annie, we only have 20 boats.

Ahoy No.18 are you in trouble?

[Close scenario, draws veil ....]

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Gary Charpentier
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Annie should like 387420489. 

Annie should like 387420489.  it is 9^9.

 

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