TLPTP Wins thread ... 5 squared - (that's number 25 btw)

David S
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I hate when I'm awake for a

I hate when I'm awake for a couple hours and then start to fall asleep when I want to wake up.

David

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Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

mikey
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David S wrote:I hate when I'm

David S wrote:
I hate when I'm awake for a couple hours and then start to fall asleep when I want to wake up.

I find coffee helps with that problem!!

Chris S
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What is annoying is when you

What is annoying is when you toss and turn all night, and are up at 7am when you don't need to be. Then the next day you still toss and turn all night, finally get to sleep at 8am and could crash out until lunchtime, on the day when you have an appointment at 9.30am and you have to get up. Frown

 

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

anniet
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Chriiis - what's a large

Chriiis - what's a large brandly?

 

I'm not convinced I sleep to be honest. I did the other night though - a bit - but it was unexpected. As was almost choking to death on a piece of gum I'd have removed if I'd expected to. You know. Nod off. The worst that used to happen if that happened when I was little, was getting it stuck in my hair really close to  the scalp usually, and then having to resemble a partial hedgehog for awhile. Apparently - sticking my head in the freezer would have made it easier to remove - or so my brother claimed anyway.

 

What number post is this?

 

 

Please wait here. Further instructions could pile up at any time. Thank you.

Chris S
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Chriiis - what's a large

Chriiis - what's a large brandly?

Oh my giddy Aunt, you bin and gorn and done it now Wink

  1. It's Chrsis not Chriiis
  2. A Brandly is a well known make of a distilled spirit from wine, e.g. Cognac
  3. That was post No. 151812

I make that another 3 bevvies on your tab.

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

David S
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anniet wrote:What number post

anniet wrote:
What number post is this?

That was 154, which makes this 156. I win!

David

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Gary Charpentier
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Besides freezers, freeze

Besides freezers, freeze sprays will work.  Turn the can of tinned air upside down, but be very gentle with the trigger.  Wait, that was Annie asking, delete delete delete
Who cares what post number, its time for a Thorsday suds. (in a couple hours when this torture called work ends)

 

Mike Hewson
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anniet wrote:Apparently

anniet wrote:
Apparently - sticking my head in the freezer would have made it easier to remove - or so my brother claimed anyway.

Possibly. But it's rather more likely that he just wanted to see if you'd do it. :-)

Anyway to distract you from your worries, here's a cuddly chap called Dindi :

dindi.jpg

He lives in the new koala enclosure at our local wildlife sanctuary and is just nodding off after the munchies on those young gum leaves you see around him.

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

David S
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Gary Charpentier wrote:Who

Gary Charpentier wrote:
Who cares what post number

Annie asked, I answered. I could point out that this is 159, but I think I'll go to bed early instead.

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Gary Charpentier
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David S wrote:Gary

David S wrote:
Gary Charpentier wrote:
Who cares what post number
Annie asked, I answered. I could point out that this is 159, but I think I'll go to bed early instead.

But it was actually 151832 not 159.

Well, best laid plans to have suds went away with O/T!

 

 

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