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Chris S
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I'ts the invasion of the

It's the invasion of the waffle irons !!

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

David S
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It's bedtime and I don't care

It's bedtime and I don't care to sleep on a waffle iron.

David

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Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Bill592
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David S wrote:It's bedtime

David S wrote:
It's bedtime and I don't care to sleep on a waffle iron.

 

Me neither !

Bill

 

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Chris S
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After a recent overnight

After a recent overnight flight from Vancouver to London, I almost felt that I had done Yell 

I don't know how stable waffle irons are in flight, but I was suprised at how much large aircraft like the A380 were flung about so much in the occasional turbulance, particularly early on over the rockies. At 600mph mid flight you'd have thought they'd power through it.

We'll ask Annie when she returns.

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Mike Hewson
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Chris S_2 wrote:After a

Chris S_2 wrote:

After a recent overnight flight from Vancouver to London, I almost felt that I had done Yell 

I don't know how stable waffle irons are in flight, but I was suprised at how much large aircraft like the A380 were flung about so much in the occasional turbulance, particularly early on over the rockies. At 600mph mid flight you'd have thought they'd power through it.

We'll ask Annie when she returns.

 

I think you may have hit the Canadian Waffle Updraft Anomaly. There are a few notable indicators :

- did you smell a toasty smell ? Possibly with a maple syrup tang.

- see things on the wings looking like large burnt mattresses ?

- perhaps there were breadcrumbs coming out of the back of the engines.

- you may have heard them impacting. This is a sad sound. It's much like a sponge cake being hit by a hammer.

The Anomaly was discovered after long & careful research into why waffles kept disappearing from breakfast plates in Canada. The Cold War radar network called the Distant Early Warning line was retasked to track entire clouds of stratospheric waffles. Fortunately it was decided long ago not to bother NORAD about this .....

Cheers, Mike. 

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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David S wrote:Drinks on Bill!

David S wrote:

Drinks on Bill! Double round for a triple post, plus another for those of us pictured.

I'll start with a mai tai and then switch to screwdrivers.

I have the same I like the way you're thinking!!

Chris S
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I think you may have hit the

I think you may have hit the Canadian Waffle Updraft Anomaly. There are a few notable indicators :

Ah the CWUA,  Canada With Unpredictable Air.

did you smell a toasty smell ? Possibly with a maple syrup tang.

Yes, but I just put it down to typical Cannuck aftershave.

see things on the wings looking like large burnt mattresses

Only upon taxiing to take off, then security removed Annies marshmallows.

perhaps there were breadcrumbs coming out of the back of the engines.

Might have been, but I was seated on the upper deck eyeing up the stewardess.

you may have heard them impacting. This is a sad sound. It's much like a sponge cake being hit by a hammer.

Oh that splosh sound?? I thought that was the BA breakfast fruit juice when you tried to open the carton.

The Cold War radar network called the Distant Early Warning line was retasked to track entire clouds of stratospheric waffles.

DEW ah yes, Democracy Europe Worldwide.

Fortunately it was decided long ago not to bother NORAD about this .....

Not much point really was there, Not Over Redneck America Dude!  But it has more important things to do nowadays.

Santa

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

David S
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Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

David

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Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Chris S
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Oh, I do beg your pardon

Oh, I do beg your pardon people, were there drinks on offer??

Okidoky, an exceptionally large Gin & Tonic, easy on the T, and I'll go and sit on the sol-fa

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

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Bill592 wrote:Recent

Bill592 wrote:

Recent Unexplained Sightings !

 

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OMG I thought my flying waffle iron was a Stealth Waffle Iron .......I hope you were using a high-tech radar detecting device to get that picture Bill ........oh and glad I wasn't one of the MONKEES too.....maybe Led Zeppelin Cool

 

David S wrote:
Blame Canada!

 

LOL good one Tongue Out

 

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