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Tom M
Tom M
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The reason the Search for

The reason the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence is so important?

 

Because we haven't found any Intelligence here?

:)

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Kavanagh
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Why do mathematicians confuse

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 31(Oct) = 25(Dec)

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: Why do

Kavanagh wrote:

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 31(Oct) = 25(Dec)

GROAN.

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RandyC
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Not being born into a rich

Not being born into a rich family was my first and worst financial mistake. It's been downhill ever since.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Not being born

RandyC wrote:

Not being born into a rich family was my first and worst financial mistake. It's been downhill ever since.

And that IS the "lowdown"!

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Tom M
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Love. Hope. Peace.  

Love.

Hope.

Peace.

 

ROFLing.

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Tom M
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https://www.brainyquote.com/q

https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/carl_sandburg_176941

A politician needs three hats...

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Kavanagh
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Q- "How did they first split

Q- "How did they first split the atom"
A- Put it in the post marked "Fragile"

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: Q- "How did

Kavanagh wrote:

Q- "How did they first split the atom"
A- Put it in the post marked "Fragile"

So will it show up or not? Only Schroeder's cat knows for sure?

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Tom M
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We all know that Santa

We all know that Santa Claus's reindeer like to drink and have a good time.

But which reindeer was the only Known Alcoholic?

 

 

 

Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer......?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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