Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
What do you call a Truck driver who just missed their exit?
A Tourist.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Tom M wrote:From a book
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While poking around I found this:
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Potatoes make chips, crisps,
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Potatoes make chips, crisps, mash, roasts, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying!
Richard
Yes, but in polite
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Yes, but in polite conversation we don't even mention the efforts of carrots and their anaemic brothers, the parsnips.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Carrot or Parsnip Alcohol?
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Carrot or Parsnip Alcohol?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
There's always carrot cake
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There's always carrot cake
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Just saw some depressing
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Just saw some depressing News.
They have now linked over two hundred genes to depression.
https://neurosciencenews.com/depression-genetics-25446/
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
My friend's dog died, so I
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My friend's dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: "What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!"
Richard
LOL. That is just too wicked!
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LOL. That is just too wicked! ;-)
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
It took me a couple of
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It took me a couple of minutes to finally get it.
Delayed reaction Humor can be some of the best.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
What do you call a Truck
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What do you call a Truck driver who just missed their exit?
A Tourist.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!