He answered, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow!"
After that I suppose the Wife was "crabby"?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
For my age I have a lot going for me…
My eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going!
Going, going, Gone!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
How is a newspaper carrier like a "man of letters"?
Both "engage in a literary pursuit".
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
What would you call a Scottish chain restaurant that specialized in frying Lamb in stead of hamburger (McDonalds).
Mac Symon ( common Scottish name).
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A woman answered her doorbell
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A woman answered her doorbell and found a policeman standing there. He said, "Ma'am, I have good news and bad news. And, also some more good news."
She cried, "Oh dear! I guess I'd better have the bad news first."
The officer said, "I'm very sorry to bring you this news, but your husband drowned today in a scuba diving accident."
She wailed, "Oh, how horrible!" She took a moment to compose herself, and then asked, "What's the good news?"
The cop said, "When we pulled him up, he had 12 or 13 big lobsters clinging to him, and we had a big seafood feast down at the police station!"
She said, "Oh, I see. But what is the other good news?"
He answered, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow!"
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: He answered,
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After that I suppose the Wife was "crabby"?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Enjoy the best of
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Enjoy the best of both!
Asthma and Allergies.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
For my age I have a lot going
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For my age I have a lot going for me…
My eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going!
Richard
Kavanagh wrote:For my age I
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Going, going, Gone!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Kavanagh wrote: Follow me
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Did the Fall produce any more marriage tips?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
How is a newspaper carrier
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How is a newspaper carrier like a "man of letters"?
Both "engage in a literary pursuit".
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
When do Chefs sing "Home on
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When do Chefs sing "Home on the Range"?
When they are pan frying something on the stove.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
What would you call a
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What would you call a Scottish chain restaurant that specialized in frying Lamb in stead of hamburger (McDonalds).
Mac Symon ( common Scottish name).
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
I couldn't think of a
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I couldn't think of a original pun
So I looked one up on the Internet?
Original.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!