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Tom M
Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: I've been

14 Nov 2023 15:04:31 UTC
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    Kavanagh wrote:

    I've been sacked from my job today at the calendar factory
    All I did was take a day off.

    Wasn't there a Beatles song/movie that said something about "6 days a week..."?

    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

    RandyC
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    Tom M wrote: Kavanagh

    15 Nov 2023 2:10:51 UTC
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      Tom M wrote:

      Kavanagh wrote:

      I've been sacked from my job today at the calendar factory
      All I did was take a day off.

      Wasn't there a Beatles song/movie that said something about "6 days a week..."?

      I believe it was Eight days a week.

      Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

      RandyC
      RandyC
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      I think I'm finally getting

      16 Nov 2023 13:45:31 UTC
      Message 219271
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        I think I'm finally getting the hang of writing short fiction... mostly to-do lists.

        Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

        Tom M
        Tom M
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        RandyC wrote: I think I'm

        16 Nov 2023 14:12:12 UTC
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          RandyC wrote:

          I think I'm finally getting the hang of writing short fiction... mostly to-do lists.

          HA!

          A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

          Tom M
          Tom M
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          How can you tell if a Wolf

          17 Nov 2023 20:35:21 UTC
          Message 219321
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            How can you tell if a Wolf thinks a joke is funny?

             

             

            They "howl".

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Tom M
            Tom M
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            One of the earliest shape

            17 Nov 2023 20:38:41 UTC
            Message 219322
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              One of the earliest shape changers (eg. Were Wolf)?

               

               

              Anyone who loses weight.

              A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

              Kavanagh
              Kavanagh
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              Someone just phoned, sneezed

              19 Nov 2023 8:27:07 UTC
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                Someone just phoned, sneezed and hung up.
                This is the fourth time this week and I’m really getting fed up with these cold-calls.

                Richard

                Tom M
                Tom M
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                Kavanagh wrote: Someone just

                20 Nov 2023 14:26:55 UTC
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                  Kavanagh wrote:

                  Someone just phoned, sneezed and hung up.
                  This is the fourth time this week and I’m really getting fed up with these cold-calls.

                  Goddess bless!

                  A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                  RandyC
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                  I tried to get a reservation

                  20 Nov 2023 21:27:20 UTC
                  Message 219452
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                    I tried to get a reservation at the local library, but it seems that they are completely booked.

                    Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

                    Tom M
                    Tom M
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                    RandyC wrote: I tried to get

                    20 Nov 2023 21:49:00 UTC
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                      RandyC wrote:

                      I tried to get a reservation at the local library, but it seems that they are completely booked.

                      Drum rimshot!

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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