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Tom M
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Howling.....

27 Dec 2021 3:43:10 UTC
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    Howling.....

    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

    cecht
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    I'm busting a gut over here!

    27 Dec 2021 16:30:37 UTC
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      I'm busting a gut over here!

      Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

      Tom M
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      A guy was drag racing a

      29 Dec 2021 23:17:56 UTC
      Message 191340
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        A guy was drag racing a mid-engined sports car.

        He "put his foot in the carburator".

         

        And hurt himself.

         

         

         

         

         

         

        Hint: where is the carborator located compared to the driver?

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

        Tom M
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        And to start the New Year of

        1 Jan 2022 14:59:34 UTC
        Message 191413
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          And to start the New Year of 2022 how about some blond jokes?

           

          I am told that they had to fire a blond elevator operator.

           

           

          She couldn't learn the "route".    ;)

           

          Tom M

          A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

          Tom M
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          I believe in "shelf help"

          3 Jan 2022 15:30:30 UTC
          Message 191485
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            I believe in "shelf help" books.    ;)

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Mike Hewson
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            You should look at

            4 Jan 2022 3:23:11 UTC
            Message 191508 in response to message 191485
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              You should look at Gravitation, the general relativity textbook/bible by Misner, Thorne and Wheeler from the  1970s. The paperback version weighs in at just under 3kg. So if you can't understand the book, then you'll have an excellent doorstop ! :-)

              Cheers, Mike.

              I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

              ... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

              Tom M
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              Be

              8 Jan 2022 18:32:35 UTC
              Message 191624
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                Be Alert!

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                What's a Lert?

                A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                Kavanagh
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                It's been confirmed a person

                10 Jan 2022 8:09:21 UTC
                Message 191667
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                  It's been confirmed a person in the south of England has contracted bird flu.
                  Time to sign up for the rooster jab.

                  Richard

                  Tom M
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                  My cat wants way... to much

                  15 Jan 2022 23:48:47 UTC
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                    My cat wants way... to much attention.

                    Maybe she needs a new hobby...

                     

                     

                    Could she take up reading?

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                    RandyC
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                    A BLT walks into a

                    3 Feb 2022 19:37:55 UTC
                    Message 192381
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                      A BLT walks into a bar.

                       

                      The bartender says:

                       

                      Sorry, we don't serve food here.

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