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Kavanagh
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He said - "Shall we try

9 Dec 2024 6:57:54 UTC
Message 230737
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    He said - "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
    She said - "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart".

    Richard

    Tom M
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    Kavanagh wrote: He said -

    9 Dec 2024 13:27:35 UTC
    Message 230745 in response to message 230737
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      Kavanagh wrote:

      He said - "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
      She said - "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart".

      Rim Snap!

      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

      Tom M
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      As the ARM CPU's get faster

      10 Dec 2024 13:29:22 UTC
      Message 230799
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        As the ARM CPU's get faster and more powerful, do you think we now have an ARM's race?

         

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

        Kavanagh
        Kavanagh
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        What do you call a woman that

        13 Dec 2024 7:49:21 UTC
        Message 230910
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          What do you call a woman that sets fire to all of her bills?

          Bernadette

          Richard

          Tom M
          Tom M
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          Kavanagh wrote: What do you

          13 Dec 2024 13:20:22 UTC
          Message 230919 in response to message 230910
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            Kavanagh wrote:

            What do you call a woman that sets fire to all of her bills?

            Bernadette

            Ohhhhhhh!

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Tom M
            Tom M
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            "Knock Knock! Who's

            15 Dec 2024 1:47:14 UTC
            Message 230981
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              "Knock Knock!

              Who's there?

              Doris.

              Doris who?

              Doris stuck – let me in!"

               

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              A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

              Kavanagh
              Kavanagh
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              I was watching porn last

              15 Dec 2024 7:46:03 UTC
              Message 230992
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                I was watching porn last night when my girlfriend walked in. It wasn't the best way to find out about her new job.

                Richard

                Tom M
                Tom M
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                I am "delighted' my Seasonal

                15 Dec 2024 13:20:05 UTC
                Message 230999
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                  I am "delighted" my Seasonal Affective Disorder Lamp is working this morning.

                   

                  A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                  Tom M
                  Tom M
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                  When someone says "Mary

                  17 Dec 2024 1:28:31 UTC
                  Message 231060
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                    When someone says "Mary Christmas".

                    You can probably assume they are Catholic.

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                    RandyC
                    RandyC
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                    I accidentally gave my wife a

                    18 Dec 2024 2:53:29 UTC
                    Message 231094
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                      I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick. 

                      She's still not talking to me.

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