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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I just found a half-frozen

I just found a half-frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival.
When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & a cuddle as she was in a good mood!
She said "Please, not in front of the chilled wren".

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Oof!!!

Oof!!!

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Phil
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I really didn't know what I

I really didn't know what I was getting into with this project. All these super high speed calculations are giving me cramps in my hand and pencils don't last long.

 

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Tom M
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Phil wrote: I really didn't

Phil wrote:

I really didn't know what I was getting into with this project. All these super high speed calculations are giving me cramps in my hand and pencils don't last long.

 

Groan!

Why don't you try a TI 52 (programmable) calculator.  Then  you can get calluses on the ends of your fingers....

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Phil
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Lol!  

Lol!

 

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Tom M
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When does the Army Corp of

When does the Army Corp of Engineers perform Cataract Surgery?

When they take the rocks out of Rapids.

 

 

(In honor of Cataract Surgery later today)

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Tom M
Tom M
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If you want a good joke you

If you want a good joke you should probably watch a standup comedian...

Slip and Fall (pratfall).

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Tom M
Tom M
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Why do hockey players turn

Why do hockey players turn into children's entertainers after they retire?

Because they  are really good at "slap stick" action (humor).

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Tom M
Tom M
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When can you tell a werewolf

When can you tell a werewolf comedian tells an awful joke?

When their audience "howls"?

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Tom M
Tom M
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What does a one trick pony

What does a one trick pony say when you try to teach them a second trick?

Nay.

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