Uncle Albert's Cafe and Ǽ-Theory Bistro

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RE: he was out of

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he was out of conditioner at the time he typed that. Ever ran down the street with your hair in the condition his was in? Man...


I shave my hair...so i condition the scalp to lessen wind resistance.

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It's the comb over what

It's the comb over what catches the wind, though Daniel

Shih-Tzu are clever, cuddly, playful and rule!! Jack Russell are feisty!

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Good Evening everyone...

Good Evening everyone... Checking out the menu here at the bistro...

There are some who can live without wild things and some who cannot. - Aldo Leopold

Daniel Michel
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RE: Good Evening

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Good Evening everyone... Checking out the menu here at the bistro...


Look at all of it...and all of it is good...especially since it's all free.

Mike Hewson
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[polite waiter's cough,

[polite waiter's cough, smarmy smile]

Ah, may I recommend to Sir the Neutron Star du Jour ....

It was freshly captured this week from way out in The Shoals of Andromeda, delivered by Stargate, and the chef has kept one pickling overnight in a soucon of Creme de Supernovae. It has a rich seam of heavy metals and I suspect a pinch of Dark Matter and slices of Galactic Disc. You can have a side serve of LIGO IFO Salad, with or without Essence of Big Bang ( which leaves a prolonged aftertaste ). It is slowly brought up to 20K in a rippling spacetime Black Body oven, within which we only use the very best of circularly polarised photon quanta available. After a brief grazing trajectory of the Horizon of our onsite spinning Black Hole to fluff up the surface with Hawking Radiation we serve to your pleasure ....

.... and may I recommend that you'd better be absolutely plastered ( three-D branes to the wind ) before you even touch it. It's definitely the sort of dish that even Heisenberg would be unsure about. :-)

[\polite waiter's cough, smarmy smile]

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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!! Public Service

!! Public Service Announcement !!

Be aware, it may be present in your water glass.

Mike Hewson
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RE: !! Public Service

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!! Public Service Announcement !!

Be aware, it may be present in your water glass.

Goodness gracious - and it could cause Global Watering! :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

John Clark
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It is already affecting the

It is already affecting the Artic, where all the shiney white stuff is reverting to a semi-toxic substance and the Polar Bears are ...

Shih-Tzu are clever, cuddly, playful and rule!! Jack Russell are feisty!

Daniel Michel
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It's Labor Day in the

It's Labor Day in the USA...and i'm at work laboring.

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RE: [polite waiter's cough,

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[polite waiter's cough, smarmy smile]

Ah, may I recommend to Sir the Neutron Star du Jour ....

It was freshly captured this week from way out in The Shoals of Andromeda, delivered by Stargate, and the chef has kept one pickling overnight in a soucon of Creme de Supernovae. It has a rich seam of heavy metals and I suspect a pinch of Dark Matter and slices of Galactic Disc. You can have a side serve of LIGO IFO Salad, with or without Essence of Big Bang ( which leaves a prolonged aftertaste ). It is slowly brought up to 20K in a rippling spacetime Black Body oven, within which we only use the very best of circularly polarised photon quanta available. After a brief grazing trajectory of the Horizon of our onsite spinning Black Hole to fluff up the surface with Hawking Radiation we serve to your pleasure ....

.... and may I recommend that you'd better be absolutely plastered ( three-D branes to the wind ) before you even touch it. It's definitely the sort of dish that even Heisenberg would be unsure about. :-)

[\polite waiter's cough, smarmy smile]

Cheers, Mike.


Wow..I bet even Milliway's doesn't have a menu like that.

Physics is for gurls!

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