TLPTP - Make us laugh edition

Mike Hewson
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Hang tough. Stand your

Stand your ground.

Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

TimeLord04
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Sorry to hear this news

Sorry to hear this news Kathryn.  Frown

 

 

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Phil-Pi
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Keep your chin up! Phil  

Keep your chin up!

Phil

 

anniet
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*puff* ...

*puff* ... *puffpuffwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze* ... *thump*

 

There we go, specially filled for the occasion...

 

 

A bag of hugs! *smile at floor*

 Don't worry about ^that^ ... I'm giving navigating the planet with just my lower half perpendicular to it a whirl. It's been awhile since I last did so, and it's an interesting perspective to revisit and a lot quieter for everyone else. It's also much easier to keep track of my feet. But enough of me!

Where was I? *contemplate interesting piece of fluff*

Oh yes! :)

There are a variety of ways they can be got at.

 

The hugs I mean.

 

They do just naturally dispense with just a glance, but if you're into more extravagant manoeuvres, there's always this:

 

 

I'd demonstrate it for you *helpful blink at passing spider* but would need so much assistance getting right-angled so I was off my face and could carry on nattering at you, I won't. I will probably go and have another try at doing that sleep thing first though if that's allright?

 

*on way to door, hug Kathryn's knees* I'm completely rubbish when it comes to telling jokes and stuff - but I'll see what I can drag in with me later. Okay?

 

Okay :)

 

so sorry about the battle you're facing, Kathryn :( if I can help in any way, just say

 

Please wait here. Further instructions could pile up at any time. Thank you.

Anonymous

KSMarksPsych wrote:Awesome! 

KSMarksPsych wrote:
Awesome!  I needed the laughs.  I found out I have breast cancer.  But I'm still going to win!

Kathryn,

I have been down this road twice now and each time came out on top.  Stay positive - robl

Chris S
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*helpful blink at passing

*helpful blink at passing spider*

Is that your pet 3" house one that you give a home to?

 *on way to door, hug Kathryn's knees*

Psssst? Are they knobbly - we promise not to tell :-)))

I'm completely rubbish when it comes to telling jokes and stuff - but I'll see what I can drag in with me later. Okay?

As long as it isn't something the cat brought in .....

Annie Joke Education - Lesson 4 of 10

Annie - My dustbin is abolutely full of toadstools!

Kathryn - How do you know it's full?

Annie - There's not mushroom inside!

Boom Boom. Same time next week?

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

mikey
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I heard a bad one on the

I heard a bad one on the radio...why was the cat afraid to climb the tree? Because it was afraid of it's bark.

JumpinJohnny
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Three Paraprosdokian

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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
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As I was reading the thread,

As I was reading the thread, I came upon the disclaimer at the end of an episode of Xena that made me actually laugh out loud and I thought okay, this can be my (first) contribution to the request for jokes. And then I got to your post. Oh crap. And also maybe it's not appropriate under the circumstances. But then I decided no, it'll be fine. First, it's not all THAT inappropriate, and second, Kathryn needs to meet it head on and if she laughs at this it will be a good thing. So here it is.
 
Although Xena finally conquered her dark
nemesis Callisto, it took her weeks to get
the sand out of her leather unmentionables.
 
(Sorry if it's a spoiler, but the show is from 20+ years ago.)

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Chris S
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it took her weeks to get the

it took her weeks to get
the sand out of her leather unmentionables.

 
Yes it wasn't very quick after all, but now she has true grit.
 
 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

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