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Tom M
Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: There was a

Kavanagh wrote:

There was a young man

From Cork who got limericks

And haikus confused

Excellent start to my Sunday morning!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

RandyC
RandyC
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I'm starting meetings at my

I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD. 

I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look around and start cleaning.

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mikey
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RandyC wrote: I'm starting

RandyC wrote:

I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD. 

I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look around and start cleaning.

LOL!!!

Tom M
Tom M
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+42

+42

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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Did you hear about the joke

Did you hear about the joke going around Town?

Nope.

I guess you have been out of town?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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If you go at task with energy

If you go at task with energy and enthusiasm you won't have a weak end.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Did you hear about the person

Did you hear about the person that refused to pay the exorcist?
Their house was repossessed.

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: Did you hear

Kavanagh wrote:

Did you hear about the person that refused to pay the exorcist?
Their house was repossessed.

Ah!!!   Erg!!!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

RandyC
RandyC
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Good morning! Breakfast will

Good morning! Breakfast will be ready as soon as I figure out how much Tequila needs to go in the pancake batter.

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Tom M
Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Good morning!

RandyC wrote:

Good morning! Breakfast will be ready as soon as I figure out how much Tequila needs to go in the pancake batter.

Batter Up!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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