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Mike Hewson
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That gave me a hearty laugh,

10 Mar 2024 22:56:37 UTC
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    That gave me a hearty laugh, because it's so true. Thanks!

    Cheers, Mike.

    I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

    ... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

    RandyC
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    Fishing licenses are

    11 Mar 2024 2:54:28 UTC
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      Fishing licenses are ridiculous! How are you going to drive a fish?

      Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

      Tom M
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      RandyC wrote: Fishing

      11 Mar 2024 9:51:42 UTC
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        RandyC wrote:

        Fishing licenses are ridiculous! How are you going to drive a fish?

        Or let a fish drive?

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

        Kavanagh
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        You know you're old if you

        12 Mar 2024 8:03:25 UTC
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          You know you're old if you remember when fame was a byproduct of talent.

           

          Richard

          Tom M
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          Kavanagh wrote: You know

          12 Mar 2024 13:40:25 UTC
          Message 223183 in response to message 223175
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            Kavanagh wrote:

            You know you're old if you remember when fame was a byproduct of talent.

             

            Yes!!!

             

            Or of wealth.

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Mike Hewson
            Mike Hewson
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            We have The Voice on the

            12 Mar 2024 23:51:55 UTC
            Message 223203 in response to message 223175
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              We have The Voice on the teevee where various wannabees sing like strangled cats, alas unassisted by autotune or, as you say, talent.

              I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

              ... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

              Kavanagh
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              I passed my genetic

              16 Mar 2024 7:43:40 UTC
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                I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

                 

                Richard

                Tom M
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                Cracking up!!!

                16 Mar 2024 17:52:35 UTC
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                  Cracking up!!!

                  A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                  Tom M
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                  https://thenewstack.io/20-yea

                  17 Mar 2024 1:41:22 UTC
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                    https://thenewstack.io/20-years-in-the-making-gnucobol-is-ready-for-industry/

                    This is not any old Cobol.

                    It's brand gnu.

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                    Scrooge McDuck
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                    Grandma COBOL is sitting on

                    18 Mar 2024 8:17:20 UTC
                    Message 223365
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                      Grandma COBOL is sitting on her cloud, up their in heaven, smiling...

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