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The girl screaming for a pony

4 Mar 2024 1:58:37 UTC
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    The girl screaming for a pony eventually got a little hoarse.

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    Should an iPhone charger be

    4 Mar 2024 2:05:04 UTC
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      Should an iPhone charger be considered Apple Juice?

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      Tom M
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      Excellent run of jokes. Thank

      4 Mar 2024 13:08:58 UTC
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        Excellent run of jokes. Thank you for starting off my Monday morning.

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

        Kavanagh
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        I think I've hit the Jackpot

        7 Mar 2024 8:33:31 UTC
        Message 223060
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          I think I've hit the Jackpot at the local boot fair. I've bought an old coffee table for 10 quid & I'm sure it was made by Van Gogh. I know this because there's a bit of veneer missing.

          Richard

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          Astronomy is like, out of

          9 Mar 2024 13:19:45 UTC
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            Astronomy is like, out of this world!

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Tom M
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            I asked Google for "a new

            9 Mar 2024 13:25:43 UTC
            Message 223117
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              I asked Google for "a new limerick".

               

              Here is what I got:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Limerick,_Maine

               

              ===edit===  I looked a little further.....

              Fred Hornaday

              I once wore a backpack and bellbottom pants.

              I hoboed in Portugal, feasted in France.

              Then made my way east like a Philistine priest,

              and all I was sayin’

              was give Greece a chance.

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              Kavanagh
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              Why did the vegan cross the

              10 Mar 2024 7:45:04 UTC
              Message 223128
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                Why did the vegan cross the road?
                To tell someone they're a vegan!

                Richard

                RandyC
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                Kavanagh wrote: Why did the

                10 Mar 2024 13:10:50 UTC
                Message 223133 in response to message 223128
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                  Kavanagh wrote:

                  Why did the vegan cross the road?
                  To tell someone they're a vegan!

                  Illustrates quite nicely how veganism is a religion.

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                  Tom M
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                  Kavanagh wrote: Why did the

                  10 Mar 2024 14:34:30 UTC
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                    Kavanagh wrote:

                    Why did the vegan cross the road?
                    To tell someone they're a vegan!

                    Because they were mad at the road and wanted to get even?

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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                    Tom M wrote: Kavanagh

                    10 Mar 2024 17:46:28 UTC
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                      Tom M wrote:

                      Kavanagh wrote:

                      Why did the vegan cross the road?
                      To tell someone they're a vegan!

                      Because they were mad at the road and wanted to get even?

                      Because they were on the odd number side?

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