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RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
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Before the crowbar was

Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

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RandyC
RandyC
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I was feeling great today

I was feeling great today until my reality check bounced.

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RandyC
RandyC
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The boss said I should kick

The boss said I should kick off my presentation with a joke, so I made my first slide a copy of my paycheck stub.

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Tom M
Tom M
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Randy, Three jolts in the

Randy,

Three jolts in the morning.  I am now "punch" drunk.....

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Winterknight
Winterknight
Joined: 4 Jun 05
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My wife said she wanted to

My wife said she wanted to donate her clothes to starving people.

All I said was, "Anyone who fits in your clothes isn't starving."

That's how the argument got started.

Tom M
Tom M
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Winterknight wrote: My wife

Winterknight wrote:

My wife said she wanted to donate her clothes to starving people.

All I said was, "Anyone who fits in your clothes isn't starving."

That's how the argument got started.

I believe this one fits the "Behind every Pissed Off Woman is a Man who doesn't have a clue why..." category?

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RandyC
RandyC
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Just bought a new boomerang.

Just bought a new boomerang. Now if I can just figure out how to throw away the old one...

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Phil
Phil
Joined: 8 Jun 14
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LOL!  

LOL!

 

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Tom M
Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Just bought a

RandyC wrote:

Just bought a new boomerang. Now if I can just figure out how to throw away the old one...

"We shall RETURN!"

 

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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
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Whoever put that "B" in the

Whoever put that "B" in the word SUBTLE deserves a pat on the back!
And whoever put 3 ts in Stutter deserves a kick in the butt.

Richard

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