Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
I was feeling great today until my reality check bounced.
The boss said I should kick off my presentation with a joke, so I made my first slide a copy of my paycheck stub.
Randy,
Three jolts in the morning. I am now "punch" drunk.....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
My wife said she wanted to donate her clothes to starving people.
All I said was, "Anyone who fits in your clothes isn't starving."
That's how the argument got started.
My wife said she wanted to donate her clothes to starving people. All I said was, "Anyone who fits in your clothes isn't starving." That's how the argument got started.
I believe this one fits the "Behind every Pissed Off Woman is a Man who doesn't have a clue why..." category?
Just bought a new boomerang. Now if I can just figure out how to throw away the old one...
LOL!
Phil
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
"We shall RETURN!"
Whoever put that "B" in the word SUBTLE deserves a pat on the back! And whoever put 3 ts in Stutter deserves a kick in the butt.
Richard
Before the crowbar was
)
Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
I was feeling great today
)
I was feeling great today until my reality check bounced.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
The boss said I should kick
)
The boss said I should kick off my presentation with a joke, so I made my first slide a copy of my paycheck stub.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Randy, Three jolts in the
)
Randy,
Three jolts in the morning. I am now "punch" drunk.....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
My wife said she wanted to
)
My wife said she wanted to donate her clothes to starving people.
All I said was, "Anyone who fits in your clothes isn't starving."
That's how the argument got started.
Winterknight wrote: My wife
)
I believe this one fits the "Behind every Pissed Off Woman is a Man who doesn't have a clue why..." category?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Just bought a new boomerang.
)
Just bought a new boomerang. Now if I can just figure out how to throw away the old one...
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
LOL!
)
LOL!
Phil
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
RandyC wrote: Just bought a
)
"We shall RETURN!"
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Whoever put that "B" in the
)
Whoever put that "B" in the word SUBTLE deserves a pat on the back!
And whoever put 3 ts in Stutter deserves a kick in the butt.
Richard