Well, at least this bit of news points to everyone who left Seti to hide out here. :)
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May 16, 2006
All of our splitters have been altered to create workunits for SETI@home enhanced. Thanks, for your patients during this transition.
They're talking about the Ear, aren't they? :)
Pssst, I've got an in on some straitjackets. Order in the next 10 minutes and you can even have them personalized with your name and patient ID number. (Though they're printed on the front under where the arms cross but hey, it's a limited time offer) And they come in your choice of colors... as long as it's white. And since I've figured Misfit will probably be looking through the window here sometime or another, I've hired a "Lithium Babe of the Day" to model for (his) your peace of "unreality orientated" mind and to satisfy consumer demands for quality and durability (triple stitched seams and reenforced straps for those momentary lapses of sanity).
Folks, I can attest to how great this product is... I'm wearing one right now! I've just spent the last 2 plus hours typing this in with my little toe. (cramps!) Don't make it that I have put forth this excellent opportunity in vain. I need the money to... uh, aquire my "release" with one of the "supervision helpers". Shhhhh.
Also, I'm in negotiations with a supplier for some Hannible Lector "fava bean only" restrictive face masks. Coming Soon!!
Well crap! When I seen the "Asylum" in the thread name I was still fuzzy from my treatments with Nurse Goodbody (TFFE knows what I'm talking about) and I made a few assumptions... Screw it, the offer still stands. Stephen King has written novels faster than the time it took to compose this.
-edit- And somehow I've got the Cafe Einstein and the Internal Displacement thread for Seti Asylum Seekers threads screwed up. I really need to learn to close out some windows from the task bar (right click, open in new window)...
Order in the next 10 minutes and you can even have them personalized with your name and patient ID number. (Though they're printed on the front under where the arms cross but hey, it's a limited time offer) And they come in your choice of colors... as long as it's white.
Damn !
Am I too late to order?
Any chance of having the 'display' model; the one with a sales assistant inside?
RE: Well, at least this bit
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They are creating work for patients!...That's outrageous!...Making patients work to pay their medical bills...
RE: Well, at least this bit
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Of course...
But we're not paranoid or anything...
So how long until the whole darn project blows up?
Kathryn :o)
Einstein@Home Moderator
RE: Well, at least this bit
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Pssst, I've got an in on some straitjackets. Order in the next 10 minutes and you can even have them personalized with your name and patient ID number. (Though they're printed on the front under where the arms cross but hey, it's a limited time offer) And they come in your choice of colors... as long as it's white. And since I've figured Misfit will probably be looking through the window here sometime or another, I've hired a "Lithium Babe of the Day" to model for (his) your peace of "unreality orientated" mind and to satisfy consumer demands for quality and durability (triple stitched seams and reenforced straps for those momentary lapses of sanity).
Folks, I can attest to how great this product is... I'm wearing one right now! I've just spent the last 2 plus hours typing this in with my little toe. (cramps!) Don't make it that I have put forth this excellent opportunity in vain. I need the money to... uh, aquire my "release" with one of the "supervision helpers". Shhhhh.
Also, I'm in negotiations with a supplier for some Hannible Lector "fava bean only" restrictive face masks. Coming Soon!!
Well crap! When I seen the "Asylum" in the thread name I was still fuzzy from my treatments with Nurse Goodbody (TFFE knows what I'm talking about) and I made a few assumptions... Screw it, the offer still stands. Stephen King has written novels faster than the time it took to compose this.
-edit- And somehow I've got the Cafe Einstein and the Internal Displacement thread for Seti Asylum Seekers threads screwed up. I really need to learn to close out some windows from the task bar (right click, open in new window)...
RE: Order in the next 10
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Damn !
Am I too late to order?
Any chance of having the 'display' model; the one with a sales assistant inside?
Please ?
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Only a TFFE-er could sell strait jackets :)
Kathryn :o)
Einstein@Home Moderator
Ovaltine and
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Ovaltine and Straightjackets...Always available at the Einstein Cafe.
RE: Ovaltine and
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What about the polar bears? You still haven't explained about the polar bears.
Did you know that a common misconception is that the reason polar bears are white is to hide from predators.
Free cup of Ovaltine to the first person to
a) Tell me what colour their fur really is and
b) Why is it advantageous for polar bears to appear white.
Physics is for gurls!
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I have no clue and I'm too lazy to google it, but a can i have a cup of ovaltine anyways?
Kathryn :o)
Einstein@Home Moderator
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a) Fur is translucent.
b) Camouflage against the snow.
RE: Am I too late to
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The pictured "Babe" has electroconvulsive therapy going on right now. It's her jacket, sorry.
You asked for "a sales assistant inside" Here you go...
He'll be over shortly. Pleasure doing business with you.