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Zalster
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4 doctors go out hunting 1

4 doctors go out hunting 1 day. A family physician, an internist, a surgeon and a pathologist.

a flock of ducks flies overhead.

The family physician stands up and say "looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, must be a duck" and shoots down his bird

Next the Internist stands up and say "rule out geese, rule out hawk,...this goes on for several minutes, finally says must a be a duck" and shoots his bird

Next the surgeon get up and fires all over the sky and hits a bird. He retrieves it and brings it back and throws it in front of the Pathologist and says

"What is it??"

Mike Hewson
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RE: 4 doctors go out

Quote:

4 doctors go out hunting 1 day. A family physician, an internist, a surgeon and a pathologist.

a flock of ducks flies overhead.

The family physician stands up and say "looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, must be a duck" and shoots down his bird

Next the Internist stands up and say "rule out geese, rule out hawk,...this goes on for several minutes, finally says must a be a duck" and shoots his bird

Next the surgeon get up and fires all over the sky and hits a bird. He retrieves it and brings it back and throws it in front of the Pathologist and says

"What is it??"


Boom. Boom ! ;-)

That has more than a little bit of overwhelming non-offset correctitude !

'Si in dubium quod potest'

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Bill592
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RE: 4 doctors go out

Quote:

4 doctors go out hunting 1 day. A family physician, an internist, a surgeon and a pathologist.

a flock of ducks flies overhead.

The family physician stands up and say "looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, must be a duck" and shoots down his bird

Next the Internist stands up and say "rule out geese, rule out hawk,...this goes on for several minutes, finally says must a be a duck" and shoots his bird

Next the surgeon get up and fires all over the sky and hits a bird. He retrieves it and brings it back and throws it in front of the Pathologist and says

"What is it??"

LOL !

Thank You Doctor Zalster (correct ? )

Fraternal brother to Dr. Mike.

I think I learned you were a Doc whilst perusing the Seti boards.

Bill

Zalster
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;)

;)

David S
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RE: 4 doctors go out

Quote:

4 doctors go out hunting 1 day. A family physician, an internist, a surgeon and a pathologist.

a flock of ducks flies overhead.

The family physician stands up and say "looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, must be a duck" and shoots down his bird

Next the Internist stands up and say "rule out geese, rule out hawk,...this goes on for several minutes, finally says must a be a duck" and shoots his bird

Next the surgeon get up and fires all over the sky and hits a bird. He retrieves it and brings it back and throws it in front of the Pathologist and says

"What is it??"


That actually jives pretty well with the way the characters on MASH were portrayed. (They did try to be as realistic as possible in their writing.)

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Chris S
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Viva le Swamp :-)

Viva le Swamp :-)

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Mike Hewson
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I'm going to show you

I'm going to show you something absolutely genuine from the marketing department at Melbourne Zoo. What Lovely People they are. They care for the planet and in particular the trees, and they also administrate for Healesville Sanctuary where my SO works. You're probably aware that recycled paper can reduce the falling of existing trees etc. Thus without further ado I present you with a recent campaign offering :

This is a business card being handed out. I have no idea what [strike]crap[/strike] happens if you do the SMS. Enjoy ! :-)

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) I believe the depiction is of a wombat whom has just happily wiped it's ..... backside.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Dr Bacon (Ship My Plants Department)
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Alien popping in for a visit,

Alien popping in for a visit, howdy everyone :)


Annie minion :)

 

 

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Bill592
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Howdy Zapped Sparky - Wow,

Howdy Zapped Sparky - Wow, first time you've posted over here !

Welcome.

Bill

Dr Bacon (Ship My Plants Department)
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Hello Bill, and thanks :)

Hello Bill, and thanks :)


Annie minion :)

 

 

Einstein@Home Verified Contributor (I think?) 

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