Reasons to be cheerful....
27 Apr 2006 22:25:24 UTC
Topic 191140
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry....
I first met the wife in a tunnel of love.
She was digging it.
...and another thing....
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay....
The mice throw themselves on the traps.
Reasons to be cheerful....
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Bada Bing
Bada Bang
Bada Boom
An uplifting thought: When
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An uplifting thought:
When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson& Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
"We must be the change we wish to see."
Mahatma Gandhi
I'm always amazed to hear of
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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.
What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Keith, I've always wondered.
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Keith, I've always wondered. Are your fingertips touching in the avatar???
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RE: Keith, I've always
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Jeez...you sussed me...
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Yeah, I know. I bought my
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Yeah, I know. I bought my grandkids a toy said instructions for disassembly included.
...and remember... Don't
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...and remember...
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
..that reminds
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..that reminds me...
Sexual harassment at work...is it a problem for the self-employed?
RE: ..that reminds
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Only if you have two personalities...
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