A very sad day today.
After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
"What can the shape of a piano tell you about a piano's Character?"
A piano's character can be "Grand, upright or square"...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
From a book of Riddles branded as Dennis the Menace...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
Oh dear. Either a zombie joke or a raising the dead joke.
Either way it is "awfully" funny.
Tom M
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
During my daughter's
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During my daughter's difficult birth the midwife asked "What about epidural anaesthesia?"
I replied "Thanks, but we've already chosen names"
Richard
I had my patience tested--I'm
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I had my patience tested--I'm negative.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
That fire at the circus was
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That fire at the circus was in tents!
Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.
A little girl walks into a
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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks the shopkeeper for a bunny.
“An 'icle fluffy white one or an 'icle fluffy brown one little girl?”
“I don’t think my python really cares”
Richard
A very sad day today. After
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A very sad day today.
After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
Richard
From a Dennis the Menace
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From a Dennis the Menace Riddle book.
"What can the shape of a piano tell you about a piano's Character?"
A piano's character can be "Grand, upright or square"...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Problem solved.
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Problem solved.
Richard
What country
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What country mourns?
Wales.
From a book of Riddles branded as Dennis the Menace...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
So I woke up and my dog is
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So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
Gary Charpentier wrote: I
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Oh dear. Either a zombie joke or a raising the dead joke.
Either way it is "awfully" funny.
Tom M
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!