Cafe Einstein - LPTPW 17 - animal, vegetable, and/or a minerally type chemically thing, and maybe some other things as well, yes :)

At first I thought I was

Now I find I am

p.s. the first pic looks like a button stitcher? And in the next pic the answer to it all was 42 not 24!

I've just done a full analysis for you Phil, it's alot to do with these :

.... roundie wheel things. There is also some cogs and other metal bits. The thing your driving uses frixion, thrusstt, pisstins, and a fancy-pants modern technique called "staying on the rails". Ask someone so you can be sure which way the rails go, don't run against their grain. Be sure to turn the motor on before you do anything else! If you see anything fall off then make a note of where, so that you can pick it up on the way back. You get bonus marks if you can make lotz of noise, be shiney and avoid holes.

Say a BIG Hello to Mr Wayne in his fort for me. Cincinnati should be in the middle of your map. It's a state and has been colored red for you. They might want you to do that trip in under a month though. Wear a nice tie, and don't let anyone ill-informed tell you how to do you job or be condescending to you. :-)

Hope this Helps.

Cheers, Mike.

@Mike: ROFLMAO!!! Thanks, I needed that.

@Chris: chufff chufff...

Ah. I see. I hadn't written anything about calculus yet. Not even in the overview. It's just a placeholder in the site's menu. Hmmmm ... I suggest therefore that anyone else who wants a

GOEMScCalc MHU

ought get on with it, quick slick. There is no exam to sit. Indeed there are no lectures. No recommended reading list. No assignments. No evaluations of any variety at all. You do have to lift one finger though : your preferred mousey clickery one and that involves using the tiniest little bit of cerebral cortex near the main brain bendy bone. My course of calculus tuition is utterly devoid of intellectual content*.

Cheers, Mike.

*I directly align with our local liberal arts college in that regard, but I could be in strife here on commercial anti-competitive grounds. I unfairly compete on cost grounds. I charge nothing .... while my certificates are just as useful in subsequent life as theirs. :-):-)

{ FWIW : there is more than a wee scandal a happening here & now. There's this guy that charges overseas people to sign them up to do 'soft' courses locally. A sort of 'trans-national education broker'. Some apply hoping to do, say a full IT degree, but wind up at a local unemployment agency or "community creative commons" learning how to use Microsoft Word in a mere 38 weeks. After taking their money, he offers a free laptop ( value $800 AUD ) to each applicant if they do. What was just uncovered was that, under a [strike]feral[/strike] federal government incentive scheme he gets ~ 6K $AUD per person for doing this. Why ? Who knows ? Anyway a spokesman for the relevant department is quoted as saying that this was "an un-anticipated variation in usage of the scheme". No, I feel it's a bit more than that. Most likely a Full RUD Event actually. So no actual law has been breached in this play-both-ends-against-the-middle scam .... my money's on him getting a finder's fee from the course provider too. }