TLPTPW---Kingdom Edition

Mike Hewson
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RE: ... being stampeded by

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... being stampeded by millions of budgies.


It is surprising how often this sentiment is expressed. And yes, generally by counter-kulturalists ....... if you have that sort of experience then don't be worried, unless all* the budgies are named 'Norman'.

Cheers, Mike.

* I admit this is anecdotal advice, but I figure if you're in a mega-budgie situation then any tip is a good tip.

( edit ) Flu Update : I've moved onto the cough syrups. My eyesight is blurry so I don't know if it's pholcodine or Phil's Codeine ... :-)

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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RE: LOL! From the album

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LOL! From the album Surrealistic Pillow by Jefferson Airplane :

Cheers, Mike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

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RE: AnnieT ? Spotted on

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AnnieT ? Spotted on video )


I've lost so many placards face-flopping that way

*scowl* and does anyone remember the important point made just beforehand? No. Not a smidgeon. First snort and all recall of it goes. Which *don't-question-me-blink-evenly-spaced-round-thread* is why the world is in the state it's in.

*flop head sympathetically to one side or the other at headaches and psychedelic flu* I do like Jefferson Airplane :) and budgies :) but I'm a little preoccupied with the five-legged spider I think I may have been responsible for getting that way :( I tried to make up for it by moving it to a slightly safer place than where it began approaching total leglessness, but dropped it in some underpants. They weren't being worn at the time, but now I can't find it. I'll get to easing everyone else's suffering when I have if that's alright?

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Planets on the grill though could be a bit tough though


*roll eyes* more good advice offered too late... :)

[anniet learning centre]
Don't expect anything exciting to happen if you microwave plasticine-style modelling clay stuff, people.
[/learning centre]

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I'm sure any eventual court appearance will result in a suspended sentence. No no, not hanging


...yeah right... if they can't export me somewhere that's legal, they'll bring it back here... you watch.

I plan to use my eyes a LOT that day...

Please wait here. Further instructions could pile up at any time. Thank you.

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RE: I tried to make up for

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I tried to make up for it by moving it to a slightly safer place than where it began approaching total leglessness, but dropped it in some underpants. They weren't being worn at the time, but now I can't find it.


One boggles at the thought if they were being worn ....

All this is slightly worrying chaps, and I'll tell you why. I am due to meet said female for lunch today in London, and ones underpants are being worn. It appears to me that I have 3 choices here.

  • 1. Get security to frisk her for 5 legged spiders 2. Keep a respectful distance
    3. Maintain a tight hold on ones trouser belt

If I survive the encounter arachnid free it may be more luck than judgement :-)

Stay tuned for the next thrilling instalment! All will be revealed, well not quite all, but you know what I mean, I think .....

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

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RE: RE: I tried to make

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I tried to make up for it by moving it to a slightly safer place than where it began approaching total leglessness, but dropped it in some underpants. They weren't being worn at the time, but now I can't find it.

One boggles at the thought if they were being worn ....

All this is slightly worrying chaps, and I'll tell you why. I am due to meet said female for lunch today in London, and ones underpants are being worn. It appears to me that I have 3 choices here.

  • 1. Get security to frisk her for 5 legged spiders 2. Keep a respectful distance
    3. Maintain a tight hold on ones trouser belt

If I survive the encounter arachnid free it may be more luck than judgement :-)

Stay tuned for the next thrilling instalment! All will be revealed, well not quite all, but you know what I mean, I think .....

Be sure to pick a different table today as I'm not sure Annie's head, OR the cabinet, can take another whacking!!

As for the spider, he/she won't eat much and as long as you don't sit on him/her they should be just fine staying nice and warm in your underpants. On the good side they should keep the mosquitoes at bay, so no need to worry about the Zika Virus.

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RE: TLPTPW---Kingdom Edition

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

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One mega budgie situation as

One mega budgie situation as ordered :)


Annie minion :)

 

 

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RE: One mega budgie


I think I won't watch.

David

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Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Chris S
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I and my underpants, and the

I and my underpants, and the contents thereof, appear to have survived intact, and were not attacked by 5 legged spiders looking for a cosy retreat. I am though fervently hoping that what I took with me managed to avoid the unintended bumps along the way.

But of course as usual, said Lady was very congenial company and the hair do which I thought was new, but which wasn't, I thought suited her very well.

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

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Good afternoon everyone. :-)

Good afternoon everyone. :-)

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