TLPTPW--the just win edition

mikey
mikey
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Nice story guys!! Is it now a

Nice story guys!! Is it now a self server bar since the bear ate the 'lat bar bit he ate'?

RandyC
RandyC
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Enter the woodsman carrying a

Enter the woodsman carrying a large Ax.

Whew! Chopping trees and slicing up wolves give one a mighty thirst!

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

David S
David S
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Getting no response, the

Getting no response, the weary, waterless, wolf-slaying woodsman wended his way behind the bar to help himself to a whisk(e)y, where he found that the bear had also eaten the proprietor and then curled up for a nap.

(Yes, I'm back again. No real reason for my absence this time. I just didn't feel like it.)

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

RandyC
RandyC
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Wielding his mighty ax, the

Wielding his mighty ax, the woodsman chopped off the bear's head then slices open his stomach.  Out pops the barmaid, landlord, and proprietor. 

My! exclaimed the woodsman, twas more crowded in there than Red and granny in the wolf!

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

TimeLord04
TimeLord04
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In walks young Bill Mumy,

In walks young Bill Mumy, (strange, though, he's in Black and White), and screams, "You're a very bad man!"  Then Bill claps his hands and the Woodsman vanishes.

TimeLord04
Have TARDIS, will travel...
Come along K-9!
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Gary Charpentier
Gary Charpentier
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Loss prevention, we seem to

Loss prevention, we seem to be missing the last shipment of magic mushrooms.

RandyC
RandyC
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Robot, having lost his

Robot, having lost his programming somewhere in space, wanders through the door shouting "crush, kill, destroy" and rips the head off the sociopathic young lad.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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The totally confused narrator

The totally confused narrator puts his head out from behind the bar curtain, takes a quick selfie with the debacle in the background. He later posts it, not on Twitter but Growler : the place where all good bear related snaps go. Although BaitedBearBarBiting.com would have been acceptable. He gets many paws up in approval for that entry with #BanffBarsBeratingBigBadBrownBeeryBears ripping around the Growlersphere. A crowdfunding is begun : "Beer Barrels for Banned Banff Bears".

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Bill592
Bill592
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RandyC wrote:Robot, having

RandyC wrote:
Robot, having lost his programming somewhere in space, wanders through the door shouting "crush, kill, destroy" and rips the head off the sociopathic young lad.

After this unexpected incident - Robot's hard drive is Re-formated and he is given a clean install

of Microsoft Robot 98se operating system.  After a re-boot - Robot's screen and camera eyes

turn a distinctive BLUE color and Robot becomes catatonic and unresponsive ......

 

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RandyC
RandyC
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Attempts to revive Robot fail

Attempts to revive Robot fail completely. Finally, a diagnostic scan displays the cause of the shutdown and fills his screen with badgers, mushrooms, and a snake.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

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