LPTP Thread #4--and away we go

mikey
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RE: Beauty is in the eye of

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Winning

AND the more beers the more beauty you see!!

Anonymous

RE: RE: Beauty is in the

Quote:
Quote:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Winning

AND the more beers the more beauty you see!!

Wow! I am feeling pretty right now and its only 8 in the morning.

John G
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Shin --- Device for finding

Shin --- Device for finding furniture in the dark.

Anonymous

RE: Shin --- Device for

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Shin --- Device for finding furniture in the dark.

splint -- device for immobilizing your broken shin or broken furniture.

John G
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Energizer Bunny arrested

Energizer Bunny arrested ------ Charged with battery.

TimeLord04
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Good morning everyone. :-)

Good morning everyone. :-)

TimeLord04
Have TARDIS, will travel...
Come along K-9!
Join SETI Refugees

Anonymous

RE: Energizer Bunny

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Energizer Bunny arrested ------ Charged with battery.

what about "a-salt"?

John G
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When Companies Merge If

When Companies Merge

If Fed Ex and UPS merged ---- the new company would be Fed Up
If Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants merged you would get Poupon Pants
If Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merged the new company would be Zip - Audi - Do - Da

Winning

TimeLord04
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Goodnight everyone. :-)

Goodnight everyone. :-)

TimeLord04
Have TARDIS, will travel...
Come along K-9!
Join SETI Refugees

Mike Hewson
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Ah .... tis Winter Solstice

Ah .... tis Winter Solstice DownUnda on the morrow. We will start to rake back those daylight hours the heathen Northern Folk stole from us. A good time to kill the village pig !

.... winning :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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