The Last Word

Erik
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RE: I like the part about

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I like the part about "underwears heaving" and "underwears moaning". But the "gender cyst" seems like the sad result of unprotected heaving and moaning. E.E. Cummings meets Dr. Seuss meets Dr. Drew meets the Dr. at the free clinic.

When will people learn to take a reality check before the heat of the moment????


As a whole... probably just past never.

ersatzjim
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The most common juvenile last

The most common juvenile last words:

"Wait until I tell Mom!"

Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451

Erik
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RE: The most common

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The most common juvenile last words:

"Wait until I tell Mom!"


And Mom's final word was "No." Unless I wanted to go find a switch...

marvinvwinkle
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Actually, my mon's words

Actually, my mon's words were, "Wait until your dad gets home!"

TFFE

somebodley
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AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH

AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ........
Maybe?

Chuck Reynolds
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RE: RE: I like the part

Message 34377 in response to message 34372

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Quote:

I like the part about "underwears heaving" and "underwears moaning". But the "gender cyst" seems like the sad result of unprotected heaving and moaning. E.E. Cummings meets Dr. Seuss meets Dr. Drew meets the Dr. at the free clinic.

When will people learn to take a reality check before the heat of the moment????


As a whole... probably just past never.

Anguish Languish

For the curious

http://dynamics.org/Altenberg/PAPERS/GenderCyst.html

Have a Nice Day

John Hunt
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Hands up if you've ever

Hands up if you've ever uttered this phrase.....

'What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?'

Twosheds
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No, but I've often wondered,

Message 34379 in response to message 34378

No, but I've often wondered, if they develop a supersonic train, will they give it a whistle?

Chuck Reynolds
Chuck Reynolds
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A mag-lev supersonic train!

A mag-lev supersonic train! Can I have one Dad? Huh? Huh?

Twosheds
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Sorry son, not until you've

Message 34381 in response to message 34380

Sorry son, not until you've cleaned your room.

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