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Dr Bacon (Ship My Plants Department)
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Cure for too much adulting

Cure for too much adulting :)

 

Court transcript


Annie minion :)

 

 

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TimeLord04
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Good morning everyone.  :-)

Good morning everyone.  :-)

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KSMarksPsych
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Good evening TL.  Glad to see

Good evening TL.  Glad to see you around here.

 

WInning!

Kathryn :o)

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Mike Hewson
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Whoa ! Watch that space

Whoa ! Watch that space .....

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

TimeLord04
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Posting after dinner. 

Posting after dinner.  :-)

TL

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Mike Hewson
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So five y.o. Scarlett's

So five y.o. Scarlett's parents wake up Sunday morning to find the inside of the house had been dusted throughout with talcum powder in the wee small hours. For extra effect the youngest boy's cot had a covering of petroleum jelly then overlaid with said powder to give an icy effect as you would see in the movie "Frozen". Epic LOL .... :-)

Mind you, the week before Scarlett squirted the contents of a $40 bottle of shampoo down the toilet, but not before rubbing a goodish slab on the youngest boy's chest. :-)
 
Some years ago my wife lay down for an afternoon nap. Steven climbed out of his cot and then smeared all available kitchen surfaces using margarine : three whole tubs full. 
 
In paediatrics we call this ADID : Another Damn Innovative Demonstration .....
 
Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

mikey
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Mike Hewson wrote:So five

Mike Hewson wrote:

So five y.o. Scarlett's parents wake up Sunday morning to find the inside of the house had been dusted throughout with talcum powder in the wee small hours. For extra effect the youngest boy's cot had a covering of petroleum jelly then overlaid with said powder to give an icy effect as you would see in the movie "Frozen". Epic LOL .... :-)

Mind you, the week before Scarlett squirted the contents of a $40 bottle of shampoo down the toilet, but not before rubbing a goodish slab on the youngest boy's chest. :-)
 
Some years ago my wife lay down for an afternoon nap. Steven climbed out of his cot and then smeared all available kitchen surfaces using margarine : three whole tubs full. 
 
In paediatrics we call this ADID : Another Damn Innovative Demonstration .....
 
Cheers, Mike.
 
Someone needs to refocus that little girl, she has ALOT of ideas but needs to focus them on less 'weird' things. What she did takes alot of thought and effort to do and she stuck too it throughout the whole task!! There are alot of adults that wouldn't even dream of doing what she actually thought up and then carried out!!

Chris S
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What's wrong with diagnosing

What's wrong with diagnosing a simply badly behaved child? Or is that not PC these days.

"How dare you tell me my child is less than perfect, I'll sue you!"

Kids get into mischief, but there are levels of mischief, you don't trust an under 5 year old on their own for 1 single minute of the day ever anywhere.

 

 

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

KSMarksPsych
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One of the schools I worked

One of the schools I worked at in Korea actually kicked out a kid.  It was a private English academy and the kid was 5.  He was a holy terror.  I hated teaching his class (plus having to reach over a huge cabinet to get to the white board).  I don't think kids are inherently bad.  But they can have some pretty poor parenting that leads to misbehavior.  And of course the kid's parents thought the kid was Jesus himself.

Kathryn :o)

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David S
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KSMarksPsych wrote:One of the

KSMarksPsych wrote:

One of the schools I worked at in Korea actually kicked out a kid.  It was a private English academy and the kid was 5.  He was a holy terror.  I hated teaching his class (plus having to reach over a huge cabinet to get to the white board).  I don't think kids are inherently bad.  But they can have some pretty poor parenting that leads to misbehavior.  And of course the kid's parents thought the kid was Jesus himself.

Set up a video camera. Either you can show the parents what he's up to, or he'll stop doing it while the camera's on. Either way, you win. (Or the parents bitch to the school administration about the kid being recorded without their consent, but it being a private school could mitigate that problem.)

 

Overdue for a win!

David

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