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What are the strongest days

1 May 2023 14:19:25 UTC
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    What are the strongest days of the week?

    Saturday and Sunday... the rest are all weekdays.

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    Had a quick pee in the deep

    5 May 2023 6:38:12 UTC
    Message 212004
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      Had a quick pee in the deep end of the swimming pool earlier.

      The lifeguard blew his whistle so loud, I nearly fell in!

      Richard

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      https://www.cnn.com/travel/ar

      6 May 2023 21:07:01 UTC
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        https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/cinco-de-mayo-2023-google-questions/index.html

        Hope you see the humor....

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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        Tom M

        6 May 2023 23:11:44 UTC
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          Tom M wrote:

          https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/cinco-de-mayo-2023-google-questions/index.html

          Hope you see the humor....

          Oh yeah!!!  That is a good one!!

          George

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          Tom M

          6 May 2023 23:46:09 UTC
          Message 212144 in response to message 212128
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            Tom M wrote:

            https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/cinco-de-mayo-2023-google-questions/index.html

            Hope you see the humor....

            I'll hang a picture of this on the ofrenda for those asking the questions.

            RandyC
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            As the years pass and I get

            10 May 2023 3:10:05 UTC
            Message 212305
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              As the years pass and I get older, I remember more and more the people I have lost along the way.

              I realize now that I just wasn't cut out to be a tour guide.

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              Tom M
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              RandyC wrote: As the years

              10 May 2023 14:15:48 UTC
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                RandyC wrote:

                As the years pass and I get older, I remember more and more the people I have lost along the way.

                I realize now that I just wasn't cut out to be a tour guide.

                Groan

                A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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                Tom M wrote:GroanI don't know

                11 May 2023 6:10:37 UTC
                Message 212348 in response to message 212317
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                  Tom M wrote:
                  Groan

                  I don't know what you're groaning about!!  You should be applauding :-).

                  It's probably the perfect bit of 'come in sucker' humour for the majority of the clientele around this place :-).

                  Cheers,
                  Gary.

                  Kavanagh
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                  conjunctivitis.com Now

                  13 May 2023 7:38:00 UTC
                  Message 212467
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                    conjunctivitis.com
                    Now there's a site for sore eyes.

                    Richard

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                    Anyone got a limerick?

                    13 May 2023 7:48:07 UTC
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                      Anyone got a limerick?

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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