Cafe Einstein: LPTP #12

Chris S
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RE: Cafe Einstein: LPTP #12

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

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RE: Not sure where Magic

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Not sure where Magic tbret and Phil are at the moment (amongst others) but they're probably busy :(

Not busy. I'm just being anti-social.

Well, I'm not so much "being" anti-social as my current situation prevents much social interaction.

I tried to read this thread all the way through, from top to bottom, bottom to top, and from the middle in both directions; each direction independently and both directions at once. I toyed-with reading right to left for a while, abandoned that, and started reading every second word, every third, every fourth...

Reading it absolutely backward made the most sense. I found "Paul is dead," "all worship satan," and "Soylent Green is people;" oddly, the last is repeated several times.

The end result?

I'm spending most of every day under my desk.

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RE: Hi Mikey :) Hi TL :)

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Hi Mikey :) Hi TL :) Nice to see you both :)

Not sure where Magic tbret and Phil are at the moment (amongst others) but they're probably busy :(

@Annie: I've been extremely busy running trains. We're so short handed right now it's ridiculous. It's getting to the point I'm going to hide under my own desk and communicate with tbret via tin can and string for fear of the NSA. (Hears train horn and runs away screaming like a little girl...)

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

anniet
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@Chris

@Chris :))))))))

@Phil

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I've been extremely busy running trains


:( I'm sorry. Do you at least get to play with a whistle?

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...via tin can and string...


String... ohhhhhhhh... *cast mind back* my sister and I used wool. No wonder it didn't work.

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...for fear of the NSA.


Iffy lot that lot... *sniff disapprovingly* Paranoid... that's my diagnosis. Still... not to worry... they're too busy monitoring me (you know... for MI5 and 6). As far as I know... it's them YOU have to worry about but I do try to keep them busy what with all the NSA feedback. *Stop to have a thought* recommend you don't blow your whistle actually - they don't like that at ALL! :) Mind you... the way you're screaming you won't need a whistle...

*Peer under tbret's desk* I DO wish you hadn't broken my code.

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Not busy. I'm just being anti-social.

Well, I'm not so much "being" anti-social as my current situation prevents much social interaction.

Aaah... a padded cell WILL do that :)

Glad you're both... well... I WAS going to say "okay" but it's probably not the most appropriate word at the moment :)

Just Magic to track down now... :) I think... Mike's doing wonders with the dictionary mark two... probably best not to disturb him more than he is already disturbed... :)

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Mike Hewson
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RE: Mike's doing wonders

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Mike's doing wonders with the dictionary mark two... probably best not to disturb him more than he is already disturbed... :)

*sniffle heavily burdened with pathos* *single tear drop running down cheek in high resolution focus*

That was a very tachymoplain thing to say, Anniet.

Struggling To Be Cheerful, Mike.

( edit ) Dear :

I've got this chap called Jack Keifer hiding in my basement as we speak. He knocked on the back door last night, looking for a phone charger. Is this a problem ?

Yours, Concerned Citizen

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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From the office of

From the office of
NSA.CIA.FBI.gov.thereisnowhereyoucanhide.org :

Dear concerned citizen,

Only to Mrs. Finkleheimer at No.38, but we have promised her that he will knock more quietly in future.

Regards,

Dorothy

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Phil
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RE: @Phil I've been

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@Phil
I've been extremely busy running trains

:( I'm sorry. Do you at least get to play with a whistle?

No playing with the whistle yet. I should be going to engine school early next year. In the meantime I'm still a conductor.

Do people in their fifties make good students? (Left eye starts to twitch at the thought my future instructor might me an NSA agent in disguise.)

Ok, off to bed, been a rough few days but I'm off to get a company physical tomorrow from the company hired quacks. No insult intended for our DownUnda friends.

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

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RE: In the meantime I'm

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In the meantime I'm still a conductor.

Thank goodness.

The place could do with a bit of culture.

Here's something for you to consider for your concert season, Maestro.

The music, Leopold, NOT the musicians!

Music Hath Charms


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RE: Do people in their

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Do people in their fifties make good students?


Errr .... no. Take it from me, we are rubbish* at it. The foe is on the other shoot type of thing.

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No insult intended for our DownUnda friends.


None taken. Waddle, quack, flap, crap, paddle, dive .... :-)

Cheers, Mike.

* They insist on telling you things in the expectation that one will repeat it back at a later time. Seriously. They won't just take your word for it ....

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

anniet
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Awwww :( Poor Mike :(

Awwww :(

Poor Mike :(

Bog roll?

Adaptable for all facial leaks :)

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