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John Clark
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RE: RE: How do you

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How do you know.

I heard one of my Scotch family members exploded 7 days after eating 4 plates full of mealey pud. Was this not linked?


To be expected from any family members composed of distilled alcohol! :-)

Cheers ( hic ), Mike.

He just exploded.

There was no massive follow up fireball as a result of having 1000ml of alcohol per 1ml of blood in his alcohol stream.

Shih-Tzu are clever, cuddly, playful and rule!! Jack Russell are feisty!

Daniel Michel
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That also can happen if you

That also can happen if you eat too many raisins.

John Clark
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I thought that would damage

I thought that would damage the sphincter as there would be undigested raisins, as well as fully fermented ones.

There would be a multi-fold disaster -

1. The rapid expulsion of methane as the pressure builds up in the colon beyond the capability of the sphincter to hold things in.
2. The ejection damage the sphincter inner surface will suffer due to impact erosion.
3. Finally, if things got to 300C there would be a flame out danger, which would ignite the expelling methane and the 100% proof alcohol.

All in all, it would dis-ass-her.

I think only eating raisins is far more dangerous than black or mealy pudding!

The trouble with the explination given above it there is far too much detail and information. One should let the imagination run free.

Shih-Tzu are clever, cuddly, playful and rule!! Jack Russell are feisty!

Daniel Michel
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In this energy

In this energy crisis...Raisins may be the chosen fuel source to get you where you want to go.

John Clark
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RE: In this energy

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In this energy crisis...Raisins may be the chosen fuel source to get you where you want to go.

Without needing to drive or owning a car.

No Road or Fuel Taxes to pay to big Government

Shih-Tzu are clever, cuddly, playful and rule!! Jack Russell are feisty!

Monday
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WOO HOO ... 100,000

WOO HOO ... 100,000 cobblestones for Einstein@home...

John Clark
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Congratulations Monday,

Congratulations Monday, friend.

As a fruit bat you can celebrate by eating a whole pumpkin

Shih-Tzu are clever, cuddly, playful and rule!! Jack Russell are feisty!

Mike Hewson
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RE: As a fruit bat you can

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As a fruit bat you can celebrate by eating a whole pumpkin


Ah, but a fruit bat is just a pumpkin's way of dispersing seeds! Does it work that way for Black Pud? :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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RE: WOO HOO ... 100,000

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WOO HOO ... 100,000 cobblestones for Einstein@home...


It's about time you fly over here to see us!...Congratulations!

Monday
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@ John Dont like vegetables

@ John Dont like vegetables much, maybe a big bowl of mangoes and ice cream. yumo.

@ Mike Have you ever seen a black pudding tree?

@ Dan Yes I'm a bit slack, I'm a very naughty fruit bat....He He!!!

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