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Daniel Michel
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RE: Screaming black

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Screaming black puddings, flame grilled


That does not kill them...It only makes them angry.

Erik
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An angry pudding is a scary

An angry pudding is a scary pudding.

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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Flippin' 'eck! The spiral is

Flippin' 'eck! The spiral is tightening. Is there no hope? Puddings to the left, puddings to the right and into the breach we ride! Oh, how I yearn for a big Pudding Thumping Stick. Fear not, good warriors, later generations will praise us for our selfless act of defiance, against all odds, confronting the Flame Charred Beasties From Beyond Watford ........ :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

John Clark
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Did you hear the one about

Did you hear the one about ...

How do you shoot a purple elephant?

With a purple elephant gun!

Boom! Boom!

How do you shoot a white elephant?

No!

There is no such thing as a white elephant gun. Didn't you know that you need to squeeze it's trunk until it turns purple, then use the purple elephant gun.

Boom! Boom!

Now for the puddings ... I have seen a new one ... A mealy Pudding! How dangerous are they?

Shih-Tzu are clever, cuddly, playful and rule!! Jack Russell are feisty!

Daniel Michel
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RE: Did you hear the one

Message 65652 in response to message 65651

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Did you hear the one about ...

How do you shoot a purple elephant?

With a purple elephant gun!

Boom! Boom!

How do you shoot a white elephant?

No!

There is no such thing as a white elephant gun. Didn't you know that you need to squeeze it's trunk until it turns purple, then use the purple elephant gun.

Boom! Boom!

Now for the puddings ... I have seen a new one ... A mealy Pudding! How dangerous are they?


They are also deadly to humans...but similarly deadly to Black puddings...It could be the harbinger of a pudding civil war.

John Clark
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Then, bring on the

Then, bring on the puddings.

What one will go in the blue corner, and in the red corner?

Shih-Tzu are clever, cuddly, playful and rule!! Jack Russell are feisty!

H-Al 1 pint
H-Al 1 pint
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man its gettin tense!

man its gettin tense!

Son of a BIT!

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RE: Now for the puddings

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Now for the puddings ... I have seen a new one ... A mealy Pudding! How dangerous are they?

At least the mealy pudding won't block your colon...

There are some who can live without wild things and some who cannot. - Aldo Leopold

John Clark
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RE: RE: Now for the

Message 65656 in response to message 65655

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Quote:

Now for the puddings ... I have seen a new one ... A mealy Pudding! How dangerous are they?

At least the mealy pudding won't block your colon...

How do you know.

I heard one of my Scotch family members exploded 7 days after eating 4 plates full of mealey pud. Was this not linked?

Shih-Tzu are clever, cuddly, playful and rule!! Jack Russell are feisty!

Mike Hewson
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RE: How do you know. I

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How do you know.

I heard one of my Scotch family members exploded 7 days after eating 4 plates full of mealey pud. Was this not linked?


To be expected from any family members composed of distilled alcohol! :-)

Cheers ( hic ), Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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