Humor

Gary Charpentier
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At least it wasn't an

At least it wasn't an ejection.

Kavanagh
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I’ve just installed an

I’ve just installed an electric fence around my garden, however my neighbour was not very happy about, in fact he’s dead against!!!

Richard

Tom M
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What were Frankenstein's Last

What were Frankenstein's Last Words?

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Oh, NO! I have created a Monster".

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Kavanagh
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Everyone laughed when I said

Everyone laughed when I said that I wanted to become a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now.

Richard

Mike Hewson
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Epic ;-)

Epic ;-)

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Tom M
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Mike Hewson wrote: Epic

Mike Hewson wrote:

Epic ;-)

Nah.  It's too short.

:)

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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What is the most difficult

What is the most difficult train to catch?

 

 

The 12:50 because it's 10 to 1 if you catch it.

 

 

From Riddles, Riddles, Riddles by Joseph Leeming

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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Getting old will be the death

Getting old will be the death of me.

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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Death bed humor sometimes

Death bed humor sometimes rattles a skeleton in your closet.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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Why does dry humor last

Why does dry humor last longer?

 

 

 

 

Because it doesn't evaporate.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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